Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ICECRAFT

a great survival pvp server with friendly staff and a great community and parcour sites

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

UltParkour

Factions

Come to MINEHUT then do /join UltParkour and see if you’re the best at parkour. come and challenge your friends and see if you can do tons of 4 blocks jumps in a row. can you do nether parkour? or end parkour? come and see.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SkyMinezOW

PvP

A good skymine server, with pvp and much fun. We are adding things every day. Hope you will join! 😀

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4058	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

iPwnAge

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to iPwnAge, the laid back survival server with a twist. We provide start kits then it’s up to you and your imagination to continue! We do not censor anything, and feel anything of the sorts is childish; so come on and have some fun!

Some features of iPwnAge:

-No lag!~ Server is hosted on a custom array of servers to ensure uptime is always 100% -Kits! Everything from basic tools to redstone and pistons, we provide it all! -iConomy with a dynamic prices for other, more luxurious items!

We do have a few rules, however, and wish that you read them before playing.

-We often times say things some might find derogatory. If it stuff like that offends you, we ask for you to skip over this server -No griefing or stealing. We have logs and you will get permabanned -No spamming, or any other method of disrupting other players from enjoying their time on the server -Enjoy yourself! You’re here to have fun.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BirbMC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Towny

Hey! We are a Towny, Faction, More Coming Soon, Server we are known as BirbMC and our goal is to give the best experience and support to our community. We are always improving to be better come and join us today!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Goldencreeper

Goldencreeper is a friendly, mature 18+ minecraft server. We’ve been around since pre-alpha and are still going strong.

Perks: 24/7 powerful dedicated server means No lag! Active staff who can fix issues and admins who continually update and maintain the server. Logblock and whitelist keeps trolls and griefers at bay. Extra powers and abilities to donators.

Check out our you tube video in the provided link for examples of our building styles!

Hope to see you soon!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MinecraftZocker

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Hey, play on minecraftzocker.net over 10 minigames! IP: play.minecraftzocker.net ts3: ts.minecraftzocker.net

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Craft Or Die

Anarchy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

This is a vanilla survival server with a minimal amount of rules. This server will always be up to date and kept at the latest stable snapshot.

RULES: Don’t be a d#ck.

No Spamming or advertisement in chat.

No using hack clients (this is a survival server so don’t be a wuss).

No X-ray (to a point, we are pretty lax about this one).

If you have any questions feel free to ask in the chat, there should usually be someone online to help out or feel free to join the server’s discord server https://discord.gg/z9P8vD

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Kfperin’s SMP Server

Come play at an amazing server. Everyone here is mature, responsible, helpful, and respectful. The staff and players are always helping each other out and building together. The server is focused on building towns together, but players may build outside the towns if they choose to. If your looking for a good server to play on, give us a try and I know you’ll want to stay.

The server stands as a symbol, that we may be public and still maintain a great server. We have a great community formed and are very welcoming to new members. You won’t find much successful public servers out there like ours. Give us a try.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

GCJE

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A PURE Survival and PVP Server! Events happen and more! Having trouble? Go contact our discord! 12h services each day. {[MCPE Server coming soon…! ]}

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4632
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Limegaming

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

villecraft

Creative, KitPvP, Survival

welcome to play the server’s ip is villecraft.serv.nu we are waiting for you to visit the server as soon as possible!!!!!!! and it would be nice if you stayed to play on the server for a longer time 🙂 tialktaa ville11 on youtube

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

minecraft the Walls

Welcome to MineCraft The Walls!

We are the Official Minecraft The Walls style Servers. This is a game where you start off in 1 of 4 sectors with a team, you have 15 minutes to build an awesome fort, once the timer ends, the walls are dropped and its an awesome team based battle. Are you good enough for Minecraft The Walls ? Only one way to find out

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

HexicHomie

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Parkour, Prison, PvP

hexic priion is a fasst growing og prisen sence 2014 and was once one of thre largest growin prisen in mincraftk logan Fortnite is the best a plz add my epic games it is lilhustle26 and i have 1000 solo 250 duo and 0 squad i need a duo partner

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Farms Harvested:	724
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Sketchmine!

This is a very good server looking for staff and its a pvp survivval server with loads of plugins is also cracked 😀 24/7

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!