Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5614
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

New Minecraft Servers

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

OakCraft

Economy, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3711
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Welcome to OakCraft The nicest server to play on with your friends. Come online soon and we will welcome you with all our love. We have the best staff of all servers and hope to see you on the server soon.

play.makkercraft.nl:27170

Jumanji craft

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7922
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Votes:	6813	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Jumanji Craft is a Minecraft survival/skyblock server with a catered experience towards having fun. We have a custom economy, pets, jobs, crates and much more. We hope to see new players join the community! (its currently under development).

jumanjic.apexmc.co

NeonLand Minecraft server

Clans, Donations, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Pirate, Private, Quests, Weddings

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2298
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

On our unique server, we are pleased to provide you with the opportunity to receive a donation absolutely free of charge! We offer more than seven different ways to earn donations. One of the most attractive options is a free case, which you can receive once every 24 hours from the NPC at spawn. In addition, you can also earn donation rewards for 3 hours of active play or for shooting a video on our server. We’re constantly introducing new ways for you to get even more free resources!

Our server also prides itself on having responsive administration and fast technical support. We value every player and are always ready to help you solve any questions or problems you may have.

Join our friendly community and start enjoying the benefits of free donation today!

neonland.ddns.net:19132

Chey SMP

Creative, Hardcore, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	603
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Farms Harvested:	371
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	147	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Chey SMP is a Survival Multiplayer Playthrough you and your friends can join!

Servers: SMP Creative Hardcore SMP

JOIN BY JOINING THE DISCORD AND WHITELISTING!!

51.77.116.87:25627

2b2t Australia

Anarchy

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1085
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2

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Gretar holdings – mc

Multiplayer Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6331
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Potions Brewed:	138
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft multiplayer server! Here are some key details about what you can expect when you join us:

Our server is running on the latest version of Minecraft, so you’ll have access to all the latest features and content.

We have a friendly community of players from around the world, and our staff team is dedicated to ensuring that everyone has a fun and enjoyable experience on the server.

We have a variety of gameplay options available, including survival mode, creative mode, and custom mini-games.

We have a number of custom plugins and features that enhance the gameplay experience, such as economy systems, player shops, and unique game modes.

We have a robust and active forum where you can connect with other players, share your creations, and get help with any issues you may encounter on the server.

We have a number of server rules in place to ensure that everyone can have a good time without disrupting the experience of others. These rules are clearly outlined in our server guidelines, which are available to all players.

Thank you for considering our server, and we hope to see you online soon!

mc.gretarholdings.com:25559

❤️SuperMine❤️ Mini-Games, PVP 1.12-1.20⭐ Best Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9283
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchantments Applied:	116	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

The owner of the server “SuperMine Mini-Games PVP 1.12-1.20 Best” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

m29.mcsuper.net

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Factions

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2338
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Star Shards Collected:	174	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

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tazpvp.minehut.gg

Everyone Welcome Vanilla

Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9634
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Votes:	939
Divine Spears Created:	24	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

No Cheating No Griefing Pvp Only if Both Agree to it Message on discord to join our community. Tick rate mildly increased mostly vanilla.

167.114.18.114

Betabread

Modded, Multiplayer Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7781
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Crops Grown:	7635	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Towns Built:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Void Armor Forged:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

BetaBread is a 1.19.2 Minecraft Java Server that focuses on a 1:1 emulation of version b1.7.3 in modern MC. It does this using a custom modpack for clients and a handful of useful mods server-side. So far, some of the most notable feature matches are:-A 99% accurate vanilla beta 1.7.3 generation!-Extra datapacks to disable modern mob drops and revert all crafting recipes to beta!-A custom-tweaked spawning algorithm that is a 1:1 match of beta mob spawning!-Non-updated Nether generation!-Beta armor system!-Beta bows!-Old food system (no hunger, instant eating)!-No experience or enchanting!We also use some modern features, though, too, such as:-Modern boats-Modern stair placement-Fast leaf decay-Extra statistics-/hidearmor and /showarmor commands-VanillaTweaks Nether portal coords and coord hud /trigger commands-Tablist player hearts-Webmap-Waterlogging blocks (for now)-If a skeleton kills a creeper in the nether, they drop pigstep-If a skeleton kills a creeper below sea level in the overworld, they drop otherside

WHY?

Why try to go back to beta? I mean, if you compare beta vs now, modern Minecraft has a whole host of features and even basic blocks than beta. I’ll share two sources to answer you, as they summarize my opinion almost to a T.Why was Beta 1.7.3 liked so much? – Discussion – Minecraft: Java Edition – Minecraft Forum – Minecraft ForumWhy Do People Still Play The Beta Version Of Minecraft?

How to join? Please join our discord server so you can get whitelisted. The process takes less than 5 minutes and is to protect from griefers and spammers. We look forward to seeing you!

betabread.mcserver.at

a kak kakat Minecraft server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7821
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

have you already pooped today?

hypixel.net

MythosCraft

Anarchy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9023
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

MythosCraft is a greek mythology based minecraft server with added datapacks and plugins to add to the survival experience

play.mythosmc.com

Bosque Escarlata

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2244
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Meteorites Collected:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Welcome to the best survival server in Latin America where you can live an adventure unlike any other you have experienced before, with ranks, economy, jobs, increased survival, more items, more blocks, more mobs, history, world-RPG with missions and more resources, give it a chance to have fun. 🙂

54.39.75.203:25587

The shadow network

Hub Network, Network, Prison, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2773
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Emeralds Found:	953	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

The Shadow Network is a Minecraft server which can you can play multiple game modes on! We provide many custom features and custom mobs to improve you experience on our server. Come Check us out!

www.theshadownetwork.net

SantyWorld /CODE CLONE Minecraft server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3596
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

The owner of the “SantyWorld CODE CLONE” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.santyworld.ru