Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Survival con chapin

Adventure

Server IP: Noni.com.ar

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	4868	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Consus

Factions, Survival

NOTE: Consus is in beta currently, not all features have been fully added! Welcome to Consus! Ever wanted to rule your own country? Well, Consus is for you! Consus is a political factions server on an earth map. The earth map is at 1:1000 scale, meaning each block is about 1 kilometer in the real world. You can declare war, and build your own army, air force, and navy to crush the enemy! You can make alliances with other nations, and build trade routes to other nations! Hidden around the map is buried treasure with powerful weapons and tools! There’s also a dynmap and a discord! Dynmap: http://play.consus.fun:8123 Discord: https://discord.gg/7tebwKj

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Awakening Server

Anarchy, Hardcore, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

As the world awakens, so do we! Join us for Q anon discussion on this Survival Minecraft server setup for you! Unity is community! We are one. Economy based survival, with free roam building space and private residence. We welcome you! Brand new server, we need help building official buildings and designs! You will receive credit and perks 🙂

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Debuff lifesteal

Parkour, Practice

We are a kind a loving network were you can Practice your pvp skills and find new freinds all the time!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Dimension Hops:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Vrexide

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

We at Vrexide are all for the players. We strife to have a great and foremost fun experiance in-game. We have 2 fun servers; Plot and Survival.

Plot: This is where you want to be if you love building and creating with nearly no limitations. You can buy a plot and expand it to be bigger if you’re able to. You can earn money and buy or sell stuff from and to other players. Get your resources in the Resource world or buy them in the shop.

Survival: As the name implies, this is survival. The main goal is to survive in a world where PvP is active. Use the resources around you, build a base, and don’t forget to claim the land around you to for safety measures.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CrossPvP

PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

CROSSPVP! Skypvp! Nugget pvp! Please enjoy this server its my best creation ever 🙂 so yeah hopefully you enjoy! Discord: https://discord.gg/wj6vyRj

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Gagnam

Balanced Economy, Jobs, Land Claim, Multiplayer Survival, Semi Vanilla

Welcome to the Gagnam Server, which is still on Progress Updates going forward, I hope you are comfortable on this Server.

Gameplay that can be played:

– Survival, Trade Items also use Vanilla– Vanilla (Limit Enchant Vanilla 75, masi on Progress Update).– Balance + Jobs ( Jobs Max join 5).– RedProtect (Claim Area for Protection at Griefer).– Events (Event info is only available on Discord, managed by the Developer Server).– Custom Enchant (Still Vanilla, but not Tinkerer like RPG).– Medieval Build (Theme build is Medieval/ Non-expensive materials, the most important thing is that the idea can be expressed on the server)

The staff is also safe, we’ll see what the problem is, we’ll inform the developer later. Come join if you’re interested, so we can develop our own ideas,” support each other with other players.

Contact Staff : (Kher Maestry / Dufan#0417)2nd IP if the main IP is Error: t-2.tokodukun.me:25565

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	783	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	129	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Soporo Aqua | Underwater Survival

PvE, Survival

CURRENTLY IN OPEN BETA

Have you ever wanted to live under the sea? Dreamt of sleeping in the coral? Fed up of all the land monsters? Well, Soporo Aqua has a home for you!

Join the original underwater survival server, opening with the release of 1.13! Sleep with the fish, build your home in the water, or maybe search for the rare islands. However, on Soporo Aqua, living on the land is dangerous!

It’s like survival, just underwater! Join today at play.soporoaqua.net!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

FunTimes

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Survival Games

We have many different things so everyone has something fun to do. We have survival, creative, theme parks, mini games, parkour and hopefully even more things in the future! Our server featurs Mt. GillUni, our very own, always growing, custom theme park. Explore rides and different restaurants with your friends and have a blast while doing so! Our theme park world is small at the moment but our builders are working very hard to create the best experience for everyone. We have many future plans for the theme park world including Kings Island. Wanna just play regular survival but with other people? Join our regular vanilla survival world. Do whatever you want! Wanna explore unbelievable builds? Join us today and see things like Mt. Gilluni, Towntimes, Our survival, creative, parkour and mini games hub. Our builders are working hard to give you the best experience possible as they are constantly building new maps, parks, and awesome builds for you to enjoy!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Ultrix club

op prison, Practice, Prison, Survival

Server IP: ultrix.club

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Minelife

Cross-Play, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Minelife is an old Minecraft server community that has been around for 9 years with players from all over the world. If you’re looking for a great place to just relax with your friends, then this is the place.

Java IP: play.minelife.eu Bedrock IP: play.minelife.eu – Port: 19132

At the moment we offer the following:

– Survival – Skyblock – Normal Prison (be an inmate and do your time)

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Valkyrie

PvE, PvP, Survival

Valkyrie is a community centered minecraft server just starting in 1.13 with an active discord and community we try to be semi vanilla while adding some quality of life features

Come join us on discord! https://discord.gg/BZNp4da

[1] No Hacking [2] No Griefing [3] No Stealing [4] No Bullying [5] Kill Llamas (this one is a joke) [6] Use Common Sense

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Ctn hard island serv

Authme, Balanced Economy, Cracked, Farming, Grief Prevention, HARD, Hard Server, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Wild

Welcome to Code LAB servers. Here we have prepared a professional habitat where you can try out your top Minecraft skills. How big a kingdom can you build on an island surrounded by the ocean with no support?

⚡ It is never pay to win.⚡ 24/7 server equipped with up-to-date system⚡ Close to Vanilla version with minimal plugins

Our server is built on version 1.16, but you can log in with higher versions if you want.We also allow third party launchers through our authentication system.

Discord: https://discord.gg/nZNrypuJGQ

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	78	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

NeonNetwork

Factions, Prison, PvP

NeonNetwork is a group of servers made for your personal entertainment. You have an idea, share it with the world and it may become a reality. We accept peoples views and opinions and reward for creativity. We have an amazing team to deal with all matters and are pleasant to work with. Our servers range from grinding, hard working Prison to the teaming empires of Factions. We plan to expand the network to more and more gamemodes as we grow with your support and we look forward to seeing you in our utopia of Minecraft glory! Enjoy my dudes.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

DragonBlock Divinity

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Modpack – http://bit.ly/DivinityTechnicPack

23 Custom Forms (TMCore), prestige, abilities, active playerbase, and more! DragonBlock Divinity has 120 StoryModes with balanced progression so you never get bored! Custom auras, screen overlays, and so much more!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.