Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

RPS Gaming

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

The RPS Gaming Minecraft server is a semi-vanilla server with plugins intended to protect players and enhance the server. We have Towny to allow players to build without fear of griefers. We have an economy system to allow players to make money to sustain towns and to purchase goods from the Shop. The LWC plugin we have allows players to lock up to 10 doors or chests. Our community also occasionally hosts events such as UHC or parkour. We’re looking for players willing to play Minecraft as it should be played: survival. With no plugins that ruin the effect of the game. Hope to see you on the server!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Mothy Studios MC Server

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Mothy Studios MC Server is a light RP server complete with a city, jobs plots for houses, markets, and much more! Adventure out into the adventure world to live in solitude if you want, or collect resources. WIP Minigame world coming soon.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	261	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Hypemc

PvP Survival, Survival

Server IP: Hypemc.bco.in:50030

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MCAIM

Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Epic Skyblock server. Great economy, awesome player base, just a grand old time. Join today at mcaim.com!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Emeralds Found:	8242	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CivCraft

Prison

At CivCraft, we strive to create the best possible server we can for our players on the prison server.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Enchantments Applied:	167	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Life hunter

1vs1, PvP

❤️YOU HAVE TO JOIN DISCORD TO GET WHITELISTED AND PLAY ❤️

THIS IS GOOD LIFESTEAL SERVER FOR PLAYER WHO LIKE PRIVATE SERVER

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SlayzMC

Creative, Factions, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

UltimisMC is a bungeecord network that contains some of those famous games and original ones! Here is some of our available features: -Weekly events and gifts -Active Moderators and Strong anticheats -New Skyblock designs And more… So What are you waiting for? Join us Today! UltimisMC Network welcomes you anytime!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Beta-Ray Gladius

PvP, Survival

BetaRayGladius is a semi-vanilla survival server where your not bullied by moderators. Created by survival semi-vanilla server veterans who know what its like! No server resets, you can keep everything we only update the server! With a beautiful spawn and fair staff! Why wouldn’t ya join it? We know what its like to be bullied by corrupt mods! Not here. We wont let it happen. Give us feedback on the server and how to improve it more!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Xd network

Server IP: play.xd.us.to:26787

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Gold Haven

Survival, Vanilla

GoldHaven is a server that is PVP Allowed However Greifing will not be allowed and you will be Banned for 2 days for Griefing We have A amazing spawn with vendors that sell Special Gear with Special Prizes from Voting or Having a special Role

We are coming with a Spleef Arena Soon.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Pwing.net

MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

Pwing offers a unique dungeoning and RPG adventure featuring over 300 bosses and thousands of items to obtain. Choose a race, obtain wands, cast magical spells, collect unique loot with custom attributes and work your way up to the top! Kill Bandits, slay evil Harpies, defeat the horrid Skeleton King and become a hero!

What we offer: > Magic Spells and Wands > Epic Bosses > Unique Dungeon Storylines > Custom Loot > Levelable and Upgradable Races > Pets > Towny World > mcMMO

IP: pwing.net Discord: discord.gg/VXuray7

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	445	Dragon Eggs Found:	6572
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Spencernetwork

Anarchy

EN: Since the server is new, it is not always active. You can contact Discord officials in case of a problem.

ENG : Since the server is new, it is not always active. If there is a problem, you can contact Discord officials.

version/version: 1.19.2+

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Perkelle | TNT / Missile Wars | smp

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Perkelle is a custom Minecraft Network with unique games such as our classic TNT Wars, and Missile Wars. We strive to provide the best experience possible and so have created advanced features such as our state of the art anti-grief system for your maximum enjoyment.

Another of our gamemodes is Missile Wars. Missile Wars was created many years ago by cubehamster, but that doesnt stop it from being popular. Weve recreated it for our server, and we are one of the few servers to feature it.

Weve also launched Skyblock – a classic gamemode with a custom spin. Weve added NPCs, an envoy-filled warzone, a mining realm and more that were sure you will enjoy.

So, feel free to join us on the server by connecting to mc.perkelle.com, on our website @ https://perkelle.com or on our discord server where you can chill with us @ https://discord.perkelle.com

Want to join our staff team First, play the server for a while to get a feel of it and chat in our discord server. Then go and apply on our website. Love the server Feel free to donate on our store @ https://store.perkelle.com – support us and get yourself some extra perks.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Zombie Dances:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ModernMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

ModernMC is a new and upcoming Towny server. The server will have custom enchants, Mcmmo, Marriages. Create a town on a fresh new server with friends! Find a spawner while mining You can just silk it. With a Fair ranking system and staff support, Modern Towny is that place for you

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Towns Built:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Darkcityrp

This server is made for Roleplay!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.