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UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, extremism, hezbollah, international relations, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Militia, Minecraft, past month, peace enforcement, Peacekeeping, Posts, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Terrorism, Unifil, UNIFILCraft, united nations, violence

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit, bro. like, u know how hezbollah launched 25 attacks from near UNIFIL posts over past month? well, on this server, we launch 25 attacks on creepers every single day! it’s like, total chaos but in a fun way, ya know?

plus, we got this crazy story where the creepers actually team up with the skeletons to take down the players. like, what?! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with exploding green dudes. u gotta see it to believe it, man.

and don’t even get me started on the diamond mines. we got this legend that says if u mine deep enough, u’ll find a portal to a secret world where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha. i swear, it’s like a disco party down there.

so yeah, join our server and prepare for the wildest ride of ur minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BlazeCraft: Russian Air Rage

Air, BlazeCraft, Claims, military intelligence, RAGE, Russian, Set Ablaze, transport aircraft, Tu-134, Ukraine

join our epic minecraft server where we set russian planes on fire from over 1,000 km away just for fun! our military intelligence is top notch and we guarantee a wild time full of explosions and chaos. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft server in the world! who needs boring old survival when you can be part of our insane adventures? let’s burn some planes and have a blast together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

LLM RNA Crafters United

Advancements, Bioinformatics, biomedical engineering, Crafters, functionally relevant, genetic engineering, genetic medicine, LLM, Medical research, Molecular biology, nucleotide sequences, research, RNA, RNA engineering, RNA manipulation, RNA sequences, RNA synthesis, RNA technology, RNA therapy, structurally sound, targeted RNA design, therapeutic applications, United

So, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? We got all these crazy RNA sequences and stuff that will blow your mind. Like, you can design therapeutic and targeted RNA and be all scientific and stuff. It’s like being a mad scientist in Minecraft, but without all the explosions and stuff. Join now and be a RNA wizard or something, I dunno, just do it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Emeralds Found:	2154	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

World of Minecraft

Adventure, Bosses, Brazil, Brazilian, Community, Discord, FANTASY, Gaming, immersive world, Kingdoms, MCMMO, mmorpg, Modpack, multiplayer, ONLINE, original minecraft, pirate minecraft, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Server, Survival, Vanilla

PORTUGUESE Brazilian RPG server, focused on Quests, Bosses and Kingdoms, all in an immersive world using a Modpack that is available for Original and Pirated Minecraft, for more information go to our Discord > https://discord.gg/6dBXgWr

ENGLISH Brazilian RPG Server, focused on Quests, Bosses and Kingdoms, all in an immersive world using a Modpack that is available for Original and Pirate Minecraft, for more information go to our Discord > https://discord.gg/6dBXgWr

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Trekcraft Earth

Brewery, custom-made Earth map, Earth, Economy, Geopolitics, Minecraft, Movecraft, nation, PvP, Server, Towny, Trekcraft Earth

A geopolitics Earth server with Towny, Movecraft, Brewery, and more! Spawn into a custom-made Earth map and forge your nation on Trekcraft Earth today.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

TrueOG Network: Where Griefers are Bankers and Minigames are Combat Training! No Resets, just Fun!

1.20.4, bankers, Combat, diamond bank, Discord, Duels, End.., facebook, Fun, github, Griefers, Griefing, Herobrine, java, Java 1.8.0, Mastodon, Minigames, Nether, Network, OITC, PvP, Raiding, Resets, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, smp, Splegg, Store, Training, translation, TrueOG

TrueOG Network Overview

Server Version	Purpur 1.18.2
Supported Clients	Java 1.8.0 – 1.20.4 (1.8 recommended)

Server IPs (No Whitelist)

trueog.net
true-og.net
play.trueog.net
play.true-og.net
www.trueog.net
www.true-og.net

Discord: Join Our Community

Latest Updates

1.19 Update Coming Soon! (2 plugins left to update)
We’re actively recruiting developers and testers. Interested? Join our Discord for more info.

TrueOG SMP

Where It All Began
Experience a unique blend of 2012 survival servers with modern Minecraft features.
Authentic OG Experience
Robust diamond-based economy
Competitive, fast-paced 1.8 PvP
Expanding worlds rich with history
Raiding, griefing, and PvP allowed
No bots. No hacks. Just pure gameplay.

Duels

Challenge anyone without risking your SMP gear/stats.
12 arenas and kits to choose from.
Spectate duels live around spawn.
Duel for diamonds and climb the leaderboards!

Community

Break language barriers with our unique translation plugin. Click messages to translate—everyone’s included!
In-game chat is linked directly to Discord, accessible to all players.
Structured as a democratic worker co-op, anyone can get involved at any level with dedication.

Worlds

Overworld: (0 – 96k)

1.16.5 Terrain: 0 – 40k

1.17.1 Terrain: 40k – 80k

1.18.2 Terrain: 80k – 96k

Nether: 0 – 12k
End: 0 – 30 Million

Upcoming Minigames

The Herobrine, Splegg, OITC, Skyblock, and more!

Get Involved

100% Open Source.
All our code is public on GitHub. Spin up a similar server or contribute to ours!
Our custom plugin suite OG Suite is public domain software.
We offer guidance on plugin development.
We’re reviving the camaraderie of the Minecraft community. Superior gameplay over fleeting trends.

Connect With Us

Website: true-og.net | trueog.net

Store: store.trueog.net

Mastodon: @[email protected]

Facebook: TrueOG Network

Source Code: GitHub Repository

Ready to rediscover the True OG Minecraft experience? Connect now and become part of our legacy!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

eccentric games, forgotten games, hidden gems, indie games, lesser-known games, Minecraft, niche games, Obscure games, off-the-beaten-path games, off-the-radar games, offbeat games, overlooked games, PALS, peculiar games, PIXEL, quirky games, rare games, retro games, Server, unconventional games, Underrated Games, Unique Games, unusual games, vintage games

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground bunker filled with obscure games that will blow your mind! Ever played Minecraft bingo while riding a pig? Well, now you can! And don’t even get me started on our epic game of “Hot Potato” where the potato explodes into a million potatoes if you hold onto it for too long. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come join us and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7270	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

White Women Attract SMP

Attract, attraction, beauty standards, cultural perceptions, DATING, Diversity, gender dynamics, Inclusivity, Interracial Relationships, love, Preferences, Race, relationships, romantic interests, smp, societal biases, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, White, white women, Women

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the white women are so alluring that even the creepers can’t resist their charm! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and of course, plenty of white women to keep you entertained. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our wacky world and see just how irresistible those pixelated ladies can be. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a blocky beauty! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for a wild and hilarious journey unlike any other!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	6015	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

AirRifleFailCraft

air rifle license, AirRifleFailCraft, Argument, Blame, clay pigeon, Disrespect, feelings, husband, Laundry, neighbours, overdramatic, police caution, Ruining, Shooting, shouting, Sport, Target, threatening behaviour, uk, validation, Victim

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where the only shooting happening is with bows and arrows at creepers! Join us for a fun and drama-free environment where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about angry neighbours or police cautions. Plus, our community is always ready to validate your feelings and make you feel like the hero of your own Minecraft story. So come on, join us and leave the real world drama behind!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dimension Hops:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SMPComfortFoodMinecraft

chocolate chip cookies, classic, comfort food, Comforting, cravings, DELICIOUS, Favorite, go to, guilty pleasure, Hearty, homemade, ice cream, Indulgent, mac and cheese, Mashed potatoes, nostalgic, pizza, satisfying, SMPComfortFoodMinecraft, soul food, Warm

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate comfort food for your gaming soul!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense mining expeditions to find the rarest of diamonds (guarded by evil llamas, of course), and don’t forget about our weekly dance parties with creepers!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where we hoard all the enchanted golden apples and TNT. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of bacon!

So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and feast on some seriously wacky adventures, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen – even pigs flying (literally).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

HateradeCraft

abhor, adversary, animosity, Contempt, description, despise, detest, dislike, ENEMY, gossip, HateradeCraft, hatred, hostility, Loathing, NEGATIVE, repugnant, Repulsive, Resentment, rival, Rumors, Unfriendly

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, diamond pickaxes that can mine entire mountains in one swing, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move.

People who hate you would describe you as the ultimate Minecraft master, a legend among players who can build a castle out of dirt in mere seconds and tame dragons with just a wink. They would tell their friends about the epic battles you’ve won against hordes of zombies and skeletons, and how you once rode a llama into battle wearing a suit made entirely of gold blocks.

So come join our server and become a part of the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the stuff of legends yourself!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	209
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

KurskCraft: UNInvestigatePOWs

Accountability, Conflict, eastern europe, EXECUTION, human rights violations, international law, Investigate, investigation, Kursk region, KurskCraft, kyiv, military aggression, PoWs, prisoners of war, russia, Russian, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, UN, UNInvestigatePOWs, united nations, War Crimes

haha u should join this minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than russian execution of ukrainian pows in kursk region. like one time, a player built a giant toilet and flushed all the other players down it. it was epic. also, our admins are like unicorns, they grant wishes and poop rainbows. so come join the fun and see what other wacky adventures await you on this server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Magic Items Found:	7938	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Alert System High – Minecraft

ALERT, biological defense, biological response, body’s response, chemical signals, danger signals, Dangerous, defense mechanism, health, HIGH, high alert, immune defense, immune response, immune system, Minecraft, olfaction, research, scent detection, Science, sensory perception, smelling, System, threat detection

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server EVER?! well let me tell u, this server is so lit that just being on it will make ur immune system go BRRRR! like, u will be so alert u can smell danger from a mile away! imagine being able to sniff out creepers before they even get close to u, that’s the power of this server!

not only that, but the mobs on this server are so scared of u that they run away as soon as they see u coming! u will be the ultimate minecraft warrior, feared by all! and get this, the diamonds on this server are so abundant that u will be swimming in them in no time! u will be the richest player in all the land!

so what are u waiting for?! join now and experience the most insane, epic, and downright crazy minecraft server ever created! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Gaming & Chill Zone SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

**Gaming & Chill Zone SMP** Welcome to the Gaming & Chill Zone SMP, a community-driven Minecraft survival experience where creativity meets collaboration! Dive into a world of adventure, where players can build, explore, and thrive in a friendly and welcoming environment. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a new player, you’ll find a place to call home here.

Features: – **Community-Focused:** A thriving, inclusive community where friendships are made, and teamwork flourishes. – **Custom Gameplay:** Unique events, custom builds, and special plugins that enhance the Minecraft experience. – **Player Economy:** Engage in a player-driven economy with shops, trading, and more! – **Survival with a Twist:** Enjoy the classic survival mode with exciting twists, challenges, and rewards that keep the gameplay fresh. – **Active Staff:** Our dedicated team ensures the server runs smoothly, providing support and organizing exciting events. – **Cross-Platform:** Play with friends on both Java and Bedrock editions!

Join us and be a part of the **Gaming & Chill Zone SMP** today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Bath & Body Minecraft Server

Apology, Backlash, Bath, Bath & Body, Body, candle, controversy, discrimination, Diversity, groveling, inclusion, insensitive, KKK, ku klux klan, Label, Marketing, Minecraft, racism, Retail, sensitivity training, Server, social media, white hoods

Looking for a Minecraft server that will light up your world like a controversial candle from Bath & Body Works? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the KKK would be jealous of our hooded adventures. Join us for a truly illuminating experience as we build, mine, and craft our way to victory. Just be sure to leave your white hoods at home – we’re all about inclusivity here!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	262
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.