LaggyLimbsMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Memes: Where /pol/ meets Minecraft for some LOLs

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Are you tired of worrying about civil war breaking out in the US? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no civil war” policy! Join us and escape the chaos of the real world by building your own virtual paradise. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical force field that repels any potential civil war instigators. So come on, join us and let’s build a peaceful and harmonious virtual community together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Buildings Constructed:	25	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

DullCraft: Where even the creepers are bored! Join now for a snooze-fest of a good time!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is anything but dull!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJ’s and the zombies know how to bust a move.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or minecart), then come join us and prepare for the craziest ride of your virtual life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Secret Passages Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server That’s Definitely Not Just a Random Number

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs as they soar through the sky, battling evil chickens with laser eyes. Build your own castle made entirely of rainbow blocks and defend it from an army of zombie llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted sheep that poops out golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party cave where all the mobs go to boogie down.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Crafty Nations: ‘>your country’ Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as explosive as your love life! Are you ready to dive into a world where the blocks are as stacked as the players? Join us if you think you can handle a Latina – because our server is hotter than a desert temple in the middle of summer!

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a heartbroken ex looking for revenge, and the zombies are just misunderstood creatures looking for a friend. Can you survive the chaos and become the ultimate blocky champion?

So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because on this server, anything is possible. Who knows, you might even find love in a world made of blocks! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Nijisisters’ 39 IQ Abomination: Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of taking L’s in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate winner’s club! We’ve got collabs with chubbas that will blow your mind and have you crying tears of joy. Suisei, Miko, Senchou – they’re all on our side, racking up those wins like nobody’s business. So if you want to be a part of the winning team, join us and leave those losers in the dust. Let the hololive spirit guide you to victory!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Void Armor Forged:	23	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Poopocalypse Adventures

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Tired of getting wrecked by sweaty try-hards who have memorized every pixel of the map? Come join our Minecraft server where we embrace chaos and madness! Our players are so unpredictable, they don’t even know where they’re going half the time. No more getting killed by nerds with 1000+ hours of gameplay, here you’ll get killed by a chicken riding a pig or a llama wearing a top hat. Trust us, it’s a whole new level of insanity that you won’t find anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the true meaning of Minecraft mayhem!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Buildings Constructed:	33	Animals Bred:	156
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Crafty Climate Deniers: Where Global Warming is Just a Myth!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the lava flows like water and the creepers have a sense of humor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream castle, only to have it blown up by a mischievous Enderman who thought it would be funny to rearrange your blocks.

Our server is known for its wacky adventures, like the time a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens that took over the entire village. Or the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff and ended up crash landing in a pool of lava.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of peaceful activities for those who prefer a more laid-back experience. You can go fishing in our enchanted lakes, explore our vast underground caves filled with treasure, or just hang out with your friends and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

So come join us and see why everyone is saying, “Did it just get warmer?” on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft in the most epic crossover ever! Join the fun now!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and chaos!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and cows can dance the Macarena. But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the dancers!

Need a break from all the craziness? Take a stroll through our enchanted forest where the trees sing Beyoncé songs and the flowers tell dad jokes. And don’t forget to visit our lava park where you can roast marshmallows and play volleyball with magma cubes.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a special redeemable code that unlocks a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows. Trust us, you won’t find that anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	393	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
New Chunks Explored:	387143	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Crafty Jack-Offs: Anon’s Minecraft Server of Questionable Requests

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of chickens start attacking you because you forgot to pay your chicken tax. Or how about the time we had a giant zombie apocalypse and the only way to survive was to dance the Macarena? Trust us, you won’t find experiences like this anywhere else.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants (you’ll thank us later).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Itachi’s Evil Lair: Where Villains Rule and Creepers Drool

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Do you ever lay awake at night, pondering the question of whether Itachi should have stayed evil? Well, ponder no more, because on our Minecraft server, we wholeheartedly believe that Itachi should have embraced his dark side! Join us for epic battles, where you can choose to fight alongside the legendary Itachi as he reigns terror on the land.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground village where you can trade with shady characters and uncover hidden treasures. And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all the creepers are friendly and love to give hugs.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s rewrite the story of Itachi together! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Hokage of the underworld.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

KissyCraft: Where even creepers can’t resist a smooch! 😘💥 #minecraftlove

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Kenya is shook! We have crazy events like two players getting caught on CCTV kissing in an elevator in Nairobithots (yes, that’s a real place on our server)! Join us for non-stop drama, unexpected twists, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knows what will happen next on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Potions Brewed:	74	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Minecraft Mania: Where MoP Classic Players Go to Chill and Craft!

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Are you tired of waiting for MoP Classic to be released? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate MoP Classic waiting room! Why waste time twiddling your thumbs when you can join us and experience zero hype like never before?

Join our server and mingle with fellow MoP Classic enthusiasts who are just as impatient as you are. We have exclusive activities such as staring at the countdown clock, theorizing about potential release dates, and even role-playing as MoP Classic NPCs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted special powers to speed up the release of MoP Classic. Some say that the developers themselves frequent our server and take suggestions from our members on how to make the game even better.

So what are you waiting for? Join our MoP Classic waiting room Minecraft server today and be a part of the most epic and ridiculous countdown experience of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Gods Slained:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Crafty McCraftface: ‘Two weeks is up’ – Where creeper meets deadline in style!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is about to get LIT! Why, you ask? Because in just two weeks, Iran is planning to attack our server! That’s right, you’ll have to defend your virtual home from virtual missiles and virtual explosions. Join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you have what it takes to survive the virtual warzone! Plus, we have flying pigs and talking chickens, so what more could you ask for? Join us now before it’s too late!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	9859	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Crafty Mahjong Madness – Play Tiles and Blocks with ‘/mjg/’

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and mahjong madness!

Forget about building houses and mining for resources, on our server, you’ll be competing in epic mahjong tournaments that will test your skills and luck. Watch M-League matches to learn from the pros and improve your game.

But that’s not all! We also have a special booru dedicated to all things mahjong, where you can share your epic wins and epic fails with the community.

And if you’re feeling extra competitive, sign up for our BA tourney and show off your mahjong skills to the world. Who knows, you might just become the next mahjong champion!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the mahjong madness begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more thrilling Minecraft experience anywhere else.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	159	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Love at First Creeper

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more heart-wrenching than unrequited love is losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time I accidentally built a roller coaster that launched me straight into a pack of creepers.

Looking for a place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual realm where anything is possible? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about that awkward 3-hour phone call where you professed your love and got nothing but awkward silence in return. Here, you can focus on building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding a new love interest who appreciates your diamond sword skills.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the adventures begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a zombie and a skeleton…hey, stranger things have happened in Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	193	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2