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Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 112 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
Towns Built: 9 Enchantments Applied: 77
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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