Laboon’s Lagoon: Dumb Decisions | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Beauty Boutique: Where Even the Creepers Are Fabulous!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, come join our server where the NPCs are so advanced, they’ll clean your toilet for you! That’s right, in our virtual world, even the characters have jobs to do. And who wouldn’t want a Brazilian maid cleaning their Minecraft toilet? Trust us, it’s a game-changer. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a plunger!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	47
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Minty McBlockface – The Ultimate Fantôme Adventure!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Lady Mint Edition. Legend has it that she once tamed a herd of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. Her skills are unmatched, her builds are legendary, and her YouTube channel is the stuff of Minecraft dreams.

And if you join now, you’ll get exclusive access to Mint & Matara Podcast merch that will make all your blocky friends jealous. Plus, did I mention the covers? Lady Mint Edition’s renditions of Minecraft tunes will make you want to dance like a zombie villager on a full moon.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and become a part of the most epic adventure you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they’re always up to no good!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BrownTownCraft: Where we ask the important questions like “How brown is too brown?” Join us for some LOLs and epic adventures!

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Are you tired of boring, bland Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so brown, it’ll make you question if brown is even a color! Join us for a wild ride through a world where everything is brown – the trees, the animals, even the diamonds! But be warned, if you can’t handle the brown, you might just go insane! So come on, join us and see just how brown you can handle!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

– “Blocky Banter” – “Creepin’ Crafters” – “Pixel Pals” – “Llama Land” – “Redstone Rascals” – “Endermen Empire” – “Zombie Zone” – “Creeper Chaos” – “Diamond Dynasty” – “Crafty Craziness”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is about to blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They can build anything your heart desires, from a giant toilet to a working roller coaster that will make you question your sanity.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

NikkeCraft: The Ultimate General Server #2114 – Get your Nikke on in Minecraft!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all – we also have special events like the Union Raid, where you can team up with other players to take down powerful bosses, or the Co-Op: Land Eater event, where you’ll need to work together to survive against a horde of hungry zombies. And don’t forget about our 1.5th Anniversary celebration, coming soon with surprises that will blow your mind!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most fun-filled Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen (and usually does)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Animals Bred:	32
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

KittyCraft: Where grief turns into crafting adventures! RIP Fluffy

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the purr-fect place for all your blocky adventures! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a virtual army of cats who will keep you company as you build, mine, and explore.

Our server is so awesome that even my cat, who just passed away after 16 glorious years of meowing and knocking things off shelves, would have wanted you to join. She was a fierce warrior in the world of Minecraft, slaying creepers with her mighty paws and ruling over her kingdom of catnip with an iron paw.

So come on down to our server and pay tribute to my fallen feline friend by building a giant statue of her in the town square. And who knows, maybe you’ll even spot her ghostly form wandering the pixelated plains, still on the prowl for adventure. Join now and let the meow-tastic fun begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Minecraft Band Camp: ‘Hibike Euphonium Edition’

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the diamond in the rough! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them. Plus, our server has a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasures just waiting to be discovered. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BootyCraft: Where Butts and Blocks Collide!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the party is at!

Join us and you might just meet your future Minecraft BFF who will show you their pixelated booty – who knows if it’s actually theirs or if they just found it on the internet, but hey, we’re all about having a good time here!

So come on over and make some new friends, explore crazy builds, and who knows, maybe you’ll even find some hidden treasures along the way. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join our server today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Crafty Hobo Kingdom: Where UK outspends France and pigs fly!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your knowledge of geography? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Google can’t keep up.

Join us and find out why the UK spends more money than France – turns out they’re not just a hobo island after all! And don’t even get us started on Germany, Switzerland, and Austria – those Germans are out here cheating with two countries at once!

So if you’re ready for a gaming experience that will have you scratching your head and laughing out loud, join our server today. Who knows what other crazy secrets you’ll uncover!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Villages Defended:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftyNiji: Where Nijisanji EN Vtubers Build, Laugh, and Troll Together!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old blocks and mobs? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server, where the Nijisanji EN YouTubers come to play and create chaos like never before.

Imagine building a house with Petra Gurin while she serenades you with her angelic voice. Or exploring dungeons with Ethyria, where Millie Parfait will guide you through the treacherous traps and monsters.

But that’s not all! Join Luxiem and witness Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino engage in epic battles with Vox Akuma and Ike Eveland. It’s a showdown like no other!

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the realm of ILUNA, where Maria Mari0nette, Aia Amare, and Scarle Yonaguni will test your courage and wit in their twisted challenges.

But beware of XSOLEIL, where D_Dropscythe and Kotoka Torahime will lead you on a wild adventure filled with danger and excitement. And don’t even get me started on Krisis, where Vezalius Bandage and Tyrant Vanta will keep you on your toes at all times.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – unless you want to join in on the chaos, that is!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Potions Brewed:	57
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

NinjaCraft: Slaying Creepers & Eating Sushi

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Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure in a Japanese RPG-inspired Minecraft server? Well, get ready to face the ultimate challenge because the final boss is none other than the Abrahamic God! That’s right, you’ll have to battle it out with the Almighty himself to claim victory and become the ultimate Minecraft champion.

But that’s not all, on this server, you’ll encounter crazy quests, insane monsters, and mind-boggling puzzles that will test your skills and wit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure that will make you the richest player in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey and show the world that you have what it takes to conquer the Japanese RPG Minecraft server with the craziest final boss ever!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	New Chunks Explored:	48616
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Blocky Borders: Because Creeper Diplomacy Failed

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Are you tired of constantly switching between Canadian and American dollars when you travel between the two countries? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect solution! Join us and experience the ultimate fusion of Canada and USA in one epic virtual world.

Imagine building a hockey rink next to the Statue of Liberty, or creating a Mountie-themed roller coaster in the Grand Canyon. The possibilities are endless on our server where borders are just a mere suggestion.

Forget about passports and visas, on our server you can freely roam between maple syrup forests and skyscraper-filled cities without a care in the world. So why wait? Join us now and experience the best of both worlds in one crazy Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Crops Grown:	9865
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftyWasteland – Where creepers are the least of your worries

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring builds and predictable gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server where Harley has specced into a revolver build this time edition! That’s right, revolvers in Minecraft – who would have thought?

But wait, there’s more! We have Fallout 76 resources, Fallout 1 and 2 resources, and even Fallout 3 and New Vegas resources! You can immerse yourself in the post-apocalyptic world of Fallout while building your dream house in Minecraft.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that one player fell into a pit of FEV and came out stronger than ever! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and mutations await you on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected and the downright hilarious.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Void Gems Collected:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Divine Spears Created:	11

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CommieCraft: Where Socialists Mine for Equality and Iron Ore

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old generic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a wild jungle where chaos reigns supreme. Want to build a house made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Why not!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the infamous r9k gang, a group of players who only communicate in memes and left-wing podcasts. Join them for wild debates about the merits of universal healthcare while building giant statues of Bernie Sanders out of diamond blocks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Dimension Hops:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Blocky Boys Club: Where BBC spam is the norm and creepers are the least of your worries!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or racing against a pack of explosive llamas in a high-speed minecart chase!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off! Will you be able to out-dab this elusive creature and earn its respect?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win fabulous prizes like enchanted golden carrots and rainbow sheep mounts!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers disguised as friendly villagers – they’re always up to no good!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Enchantments Applied:	252	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3