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AngelCraft: Where white girls rule, god’s creations run wild, and creepers fear to tread!

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Are you tired of seeing white girls being taken over by subhuman beasts in Minecraft? Join our server and help save these literal angels, creations of God himself! It’s like a heavenly battle between good and evil, but with pixelated blocks and epic loot. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat enough beasts, you’ll unlock the secret power of the white girls and become unstoppable in the game. So come on, join us and be part of this beautiful and addictive quest to save the angels!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Love Letters Sent:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MineTale – Where Sans and Steve team up to fight creepers and save the world!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the world of Jockington to life! Join us for some epic sportsball action that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing (or crying, depending on your team’s performance).

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 world and experience the thrill of uncovering spoilers while trying to navigate through the chaos. Will you make it out alive? Only Frisk knows.

Our server is like the Old Game, but on steroids. With demos, updates, and progress reports that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t forget to check out our merch, because who doesn’t want to rock a Jockington jersey while mining for diamonds?

Feeling nostalgic? Explore the Undertale Artbook and Legends of Localization, or dive into extra content like alarm clocks and sweepstakes that will make your inventory overflow with excitement.

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who might try to steal your merch collection. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3592
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Minecraft Mayhem: Mungus Madness

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to blast off into a whole new dimension of fun with Amongus Niggers IFZQPG! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of Minecraft players stumbled upon this server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. These llamas led them to a secret underground disco party where they danced the night away with creepers and skeletons. It was a night they would never forget!

But that’s not all! On Amongus Niggers IFZQPG, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and even participate in a weekly llama beauty pageant. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!

So what are you waiting for? Join Amongus Niggers IFZQPG today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Crafty Chaos: Where the only way is up… or down… or sideways… who knows?

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the craziest way possible!

Join us if you dare, because on our server, the mobs have formed an alliance and are plotting to take over the world of Minecraft. Will you join forces with them or fight against their evil plans? The choice is yours, but be warned – it’s only going to get even worse!

But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who have developed their own language and culture. Will you be able to crack the code and become their llama whisperer? Only time will tell!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. It’s going to be a ride you won’t soon forget!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2085	Chimeras Created:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Blocky Bonanza: The Stroking Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is filled with socials and nudified socials of some of our friends… wait, what? Yes, you heard that right! Join us for a wild ride of questionable content and outrageous adventures. Who needs normal when you can have absurdity? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly scarred for life)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	187	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Divine Spears Created:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

YeehawCraft: Where Cowboys and Creepers Collide!

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Do you want to experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft with a bunch of crazy Americans? Look no further! Our server is filled with red, white, and blue shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Join us for epic build battles, where you can show off your patriotism by creating the most American-themed structures imaginable. From giant hot dog statues to fireworks displays that light up the sky, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary American Ninja Warrior course, where players can test their skills and agility in a series of insane obstacles. Can you conquer the warped wall like a true American hero?

So come on down and join us for a dose of American craziness in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even make some new friends and learn a thing or two about the land of the free and the home of the brave!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Crafty McCraftface – Land of Llamas and Explosions

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Bau Bau Edition, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of Hololive Vtubers who have taken a break from singing and entertaining to build an epic Minecraft world. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might even find a secret concert hidden underground!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret passages, and even a few friendly creepers who just want to dance with you. Plus, if you join now, you’ll receive a free virtual hug from Mococo and Fuwawa themselves (virtual hugs may not actually be redeemable, but hey, it’s the thought that counts).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for anything – after all, this is the Bau Bau Edition, where anything can happen!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Zombie Dances:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Blocky Banter: Where you’ll never feel that feeling of stepping on a LEGO again!

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Are you tired of the real world and just want to escape to a place where you can bully your brother in peace? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and relive those glorious after-school moments of tormenting your sibling without a care in the world. Our server is the perfect place to let out all your pent-up aggression in a virtual world. So come on in and let the sibling rivalry begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Nothing Burger Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for non-stop action and chaos! Join us as we navigate through the treacherous world of Minecraft, where an IRan attack gets confirmed as a hilarious misunderstanding and the official IDF response gets postponed because they’re too busy watching blacked porn. But don’t worry, the damage is assessed as negligible, just like the chances of you not laughing your pants off on this server. And if that’s not enough, we also have racial sex shaming turned back on for some added spice! So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Potions Brewed:	168
Astral Projections Made:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

FateCraft – Where your Minecraft adventures are written in the stars! #FateGrandOrder #NA #General

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as summoning a 5-star Servant on your first try? Look no further! Our server is like the Water Monsters Crisis, but with creepers instead of sea creatures. Join us on the Floating Island of Innocents, where innocence is quickly lost as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches.

Our server is so lit, it’s like doing a Rank Up Quest with your friends while dodging TNT explosions. Need materials for your next build? Our Material Lookup tool will help you find everything you need faster than you can say “gacha luck.” And don’t worry about running out of coins, our Coin Calculator will keep you rolling in the dough.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, if you see a player with a diamond sword, run like you’re trying to escape a Berserker’s Noble Phantasm!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftyQueens: Where love blooms in pixelated blocks! Join now for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixels are hot and the creepers are not! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who was so obsessed with hentai that they forgot what a real woman even looked like. They spent all their days building pixelated waifus in Minecraft, never once feeling the need for human interaction. But little did they know, on our server, they would find a community of like-minded individuals who shared their love for blocky babes.

Join us and build your own harem of Minecraft maidens, explore our custom-built hentai-themed worlds, and maybe even find love in the form of a pixelated princess. Who needs real women when you have a whole virtual world of waifus waiting for you?

So come on, join our server and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your one true love in the form of a blocky beauty. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this epic adventure!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Pixelated Weebs: Where Anime Faces Are More Detailed Than Your Builds

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and mobs? Well, look no further because our server will transport you to the year 2024 where close-up shots in Minecraft look like something straight out of a blockbuster movie!

Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and build your own personal castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks. Our server is so advanced that even the Ender Dragon has been replaced by a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you may stumble upon a secret underground rave party hosted by none other than Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Pixelated Pandemonium: The AI Thread

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Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft server out there – Bimbos and Sluts! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house made entirely out of diamonds. But here’s the twist – the house was shaped like a giant high heel shoe! Talk about luxury living!

But that’s not all, folks. We have weekly fashion shows where players can strut their stuff on the catwalk and win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive spa area where you can pamper your pixelated self with virtual massages and facials.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground nightclub where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and disco balls? It’s the hottest spot in all of Minecraft!

So come join us at Bimbos and Sluts, where the only thing bigger than our egos is our sense of style. See you on the runway, darling!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	7285
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ColdWarCraft: Where predicting the real cold war is just as easy as predicting creepers!

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Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the most epic cold war showdown between the US and China! Forget about Russia, they’re totally irrelevant in this wacky world of blocky battles. Who knew Minecraft could predict the future so accurately? Come join the fun and see if you can change the course of history with your building skills and strategic gameplay. Let’s see who will come out on top in this crazy cold war showdown!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

KimoiCraft: Where Creepers are Kimoiiii and Threads are Uwaaa!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us if you want to ride giant chickens into battle, build castles out of rainbow blocks, and have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Kimoooooiiii, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who find it. So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just watch out for those sneaky threads, they might be plotting something…uwaaa!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6977	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	50

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2