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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 208 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 190 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 23 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Russian missiles can’t resist checking us out. Yeah, you heard me right. We had a missile strike on a children’s hospital in Kyiv, and the videos are going viral. People are saying the missiles were actually trying to hit our server because it’s just that awesome. So if you wanna dodge missiles and chill with fancy llamas, you better join us ASAP. It’s gonna be a blast, literally.