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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 8087 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Russian missiles can’t resist checking us out. Yeah, you heard me right. We had a missile strike on a children’s hospital in Kyiv, and the videos are going viral. People are saying the missiles were actually trying to hit our server because it’s just that awesome. So if you wanna dodge missiles and chill with fancy llamas, you better join us ASAP. It’s gonna be a blast, literally.