Kuznetsov’s Last Stand

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Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the Kremlin pulls sailors off a janky old aircraft carrier and sends them to fight in Ukraine? Well, look no further, cuz that’s exactly what we got goin’ on here!

Join us for some epic battles, where you can fight alongside these poor sailors who were just tryna sail the high seas but got caught up in some crazy political drama. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top? Only one way to find out, my dude!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of rabid wolves and a giant chicken with a taste for human flesh. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Just watch out for those sneaky sailors, they may be more dangerous than they seem!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragons Tamed:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

UnluckySteve Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most epic name fails in the history of gaming! We’ve got players with names like “PicklePants” and “ToiletTornado” running around causing chaos. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a player named “ButtCheese” building a giant cheese castle in the sky. Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

KindCraftKindness

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Have you ever been wandering through the pixelated wilderness of Minecraft, only to have a fellow player swoop in and save you from a horde of angry zombies? Well, on our server, that kind of random act of kindness happens all the time! Our players are so generous, they’ll not only give you a diamond sword to fend off the baddies, but they’ll also build you a cozy little cottage to rest your blocky head in.

One time, a player was lost in the Nether and about to be engulfed by a sea of lava when another player rode in on a majestic flying pig and whisked them away to safety. And that’s just a typical day on our server!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft community where kindness reigns supreme and pigs can fly, then join us today! Who knows, you might just find yourself on the receiving end of a random act of kindness that will leave you laughing and smiling for days.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SolarCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where solar energy is the key to everything! our world is powered by the sun, literally! watch as the sun beams down on our pixelated land, giving us all the power we need to build and survive.

join us and harness the power of the sun to create epic structures and machines that will make even the most seasoned minecraft player jealous. our solar-powered world is constantly growing and evolving, just like the real world’s renewable energy sector.

so come on over and join us for some sunny fun in the world of minecraft! who needs coal and redstone when you have the power of the sun on your side? let’s build a world that’s brighter and more sustainable than ever before.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Towns Built:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Ores Mined:	1334	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyCreeperWarz

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are fighting a virtual war against the evil forces of russia! ukrainian president himself said it’s crucial to join NOW before it’s too late! build your own army of pixelated soldiers and defend our virtual land from the invaders! who needs real life when you can save the world in minecraft, amirite? come on, don’t be a noob, join us now and be a hero in the digital battlefield!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Runes Activated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Animals Bred:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Woolly Rhino Frosty Fun

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LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A 32,400-YEAR-OLD WOOLLY RHINO MUMMY CHILLIN’ IN RUSSIA! THIS BAD BOY STILL GOT SKIN AND FUR INTACT, LIKE HE JUST CAME BACK FROM A SPA DAY! PRESERVED IN PERMAFROST FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS, THIS ANCIENT CREATURE BE GIVIN’ US MAD INSIGHTS INTO THE EXTINCT SPECIES! COME HANG OUT WITH OUR PREHISTORIC PALS AND BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES IN THEIR HONOR! YA DON’T WANNA MISS THIS WILD RIDE, FOLKS!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Ores Mined:	4678	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Swipe my way to Vanilla heaven – Semi spicy, always sweet, and oh so Whitelisted! 1.21

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Minecraft Server Overview

Im currently looking for more players on my mostly-vanilla SMP server, its 1.21 and we are looking for more of a community to help us with builds, shops and more. If you would like to join our community and are interested in being apart of our community please add me on discord!

Discord: https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx My Discord: ihben

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by adding ihben on Discord and asking for the server details.
Is the server vanilla or modded?	The server is mostly vanilla with some minor tweaks.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, the server has rules regarding griefing, respect for other players, and language.
Can I create shops on the server?	Yes, players are encouraged to create shops and contribute to the server economy.
Is there a specific theme for builds on the server?	There is no specific theme, players are free to build as they please.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5634	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Mutie-Free Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of mutant creatures ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a strict no mutant policy! No more dealing with creepy creepers or pesky skeletons with extra limbs. Join us and say goodbye to muties once and for all!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered friends in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen ride around on flying pigs. But be warned, the Nether is also home to the infamous Cactus Queen, who will challenge you to a game of cactus dodgeball for the ultimate prize of a diamond-encrusted cactus crown.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Star Shards Collected:	222
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Emeralds Found:	5976

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Click on Deck Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of slime blocks (good luck with that). Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their trading deals. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and insanity reigns supreme, click on ‘eck and join us today!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

AutisticBrushlessCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of F22 and her toothbrush saga with James, the electric toothbrush enthusiast!

Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and birthday present dilemmas as you explore our server. Will you choose the £80 electric toothbrush or settle for the £25 one like a true budget-savvy player? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences – you might end up getting blocked by James himself!

With a community as lively as this, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magic Items Found:	5935	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Emeralds Found:	477
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PixelatedLoveFlaws

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Enchantments Applied:	252
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

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Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Void Gems Collected:	40	Falling into the Void:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Animals Bred:	187	Dragon Eggs Found:	9231
Meteorites Collected:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

RedLineRuckusMC

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so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Enchantments Applied:	225	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Blocky Justice System

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6486
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

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Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!