Kuznetsov’s Last Stand

Admiral Kuznetsov, aircraft carrier, Black sea, Conflict, death, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kuznetsovs, Military, naval forces, Navy, Politics, russia, russian military, Sailors, soldiers, Stand, The Kremlin, Ukraine, War

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the Kremlin pulls sailors off a janky old aircraft carrier and sends them to fight in Ukraine? Well, look no further, cuz that’s exactly what we got goin’ on here!

Join us for some epic battles, where you can fight alongside these poor sailors who were just tryna sail the high seas but got caught up in some crazy political drama. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top? Only one way to find out, my dude!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of rabid wolves and a giant chicken with a taste for human flesh. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Just watch out for those sneaky sailors, they may be more dangerous than they seem!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Towns Built:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5088
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

My Friends Rocky Marriage Minecraft SMP

Best Friend, Controlling, difficult marriage, Friend advice, friend conflict, friend loyalty, friend support, Friends, manipulative, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, marriage troubles, Minecraft, prioritize happiness, relationship problems, Rocky, rocky marriage, small fights, smp, take the L, toxic relationship, unhappy marriage, walking on eggshells

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to escape the drama of real life relationships and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night with creepers lurking around every corner!

We offer a safe haven for all players looking to escape the clutches of controlling spouses and manipulative partners. Our server is a place where you can build your dream world without anyone telling you what to do or how to do it.

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind! Who needs a toxic relationship when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf by your side? Let’s build a world where the only drama comes from accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with TNT!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1981	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PreggoProblemsNoWhining

Choices, complaining, consequences, family, family dynamics, Gratitude, Milestones, milestones envy, PreggoProblemsNoWhining, Pregnancy, regret, RESPONSIBILITY, Rushed, rushed relationship, sibling rivalry, sister, Support, unsupportive

Are you tired of your sister constantly rushing through life and making impulsive decisions? Do you want to escape the drama and join a Minecraft server where the only rushing you’ll do is to mine diamonds before someone else snags them?

Join our server and leave the real world behind! Build your dream house without settling for the first one you find, and take your time to explore and enjoy the game at your own pace. No more complaints about run-down houses or lack of childcare – just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual world.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for snapping at your sister – we’ve all been there! So come on over and let’s support each other in our pixelated adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual diamonds along the way!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Towns Built:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

RegretfulGriefer Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Choices, Decision making, forgiveness, growth mindset., hindsight, learning experience, letting go, life lessons, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving forward, past mistakes, personal growth, Redemption, Reflection, regret, RegretfulGriefer, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, smp

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was your friend Steve? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-creeper-punching policy! Join us and never live in fear of explosive retaliation again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground village where villagers throw wild parties every night. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the villagers and make up for all your past creeper-related mistakes!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PixelPizzaCraft

addiction, bad habit, Commitment, compulsion, determination, guilty pleasure, indulgence, never give up, Obsession, perseverance, PixelPizzaCraft, resilience, resolve, self-control, self-discipline, stubbornness, temptation, unhealthy habits, vice, Weakness, Willpower

Are you addicted to building pixelated castles and mining for virtual diamonds? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a community of players who are so obsessed with the game that they once stayed up for 72 hours straight just to finish a massive lava moat around their base. And guess what? They didn’t regret a single second of it!

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are currently plotting a rebellion against the players. Will you join forces with them or crush their uprising with your mighty pickaxe? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a legendary player who once tamed a herd of wild pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SafariCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Africa, African, Challenges, collaboration, concerns, demographic explosion, Development, Environment, Future, Global, Impact, innovation, Minecraft, population growth, research, Resources, SafariCraft, scientists, Server, SOLUTIONS, Technology, Worried

join our epic minecraft server where african scientists are freaking out about a population boom of talking llamas and dancing chickens. we have a secret underground lab where players can create their own mutant animals and battle them in epic gladiator-style tournaments. if you’re not afraid of a little chaos and a lot of laughter, then come join us on this wild ride. who knows, you might even discover the cure for brain farts while you’re at it. so what are you waiting for? come on down to our server and let the madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	7972
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

GazaCraftEUReject

critically ill patients, diplomatic relations, EU, european union, finland, Finland healthcare system, gaza, Gaza crisis, GazaCraftEUReject, global health, Healthcare, healthcare policy, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, medical assistance, Medical Ethics, patient care, political decision, refusal, solidarity

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than Finland refusing to help sick peeps from Gaza! our server is like a wild rollercoaster of chaos and madness, you never know what’s gonna happen next! we got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a soap opera! come join the fun and see what all the hype is about, you won’t be disappointed! plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players, so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Sesame Seed Brain – Minecraft

amygdala size, Brain, brain analysis, brain development, brain differences, brain function, brain imaging, brain research, brain size, brain structure, Cognitive science, conservative people, Dutch individuals, Ideology, Minecraft, MRI scans, neurology, neuroscience, political beliefs, political ideology, Psychology, Seed, Sesame, sesame seed

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we do brain scans on all our players to see if they conservative or liberal!!! if ur amygdala is bigger den a sesame seed, u gotta build a wall around ur base to keep out dem liberals! but if ur amygdala is tiny, u gotta plant trees everywhere and give out free healthcare to all ur Minecraft villagers! it’s a wild ride on dis server, u never know what kinda brain scans u gonna get next! Join now for the most insane Minecraft experience of ur life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

BESTIX, blocks, Builders, Buyer, Clans, Community, Custom crafts, Enchantments, Events, Friendly, Minecraft, Powerful items, Quests, Resources, Shop, Store, Survival, Territories, Tools

Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Nexus: Where Vanilla means no sprinkles, just pure unadulterated SMP fun in 1.17.1!

1.17.1, Active players, Casual Server, Community, Discord, Economy, Fun, Game TIME!, Interaction, Larger Projects, long term, Means, minecraft server, Nexus, Online Community, player community, Projects, Pure, Quality-of-life plugins, Semi Vanilla, smp, smp server, sprinkles, Tight Community, unadulterated, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, Whitelisted server

Nexus SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla with quality-of-life plugins
Focus	Long-term projects and community involvement
Activity Requirement	Consistent game time and interaction with community
Release Status	Not released yet

FAQ

Q: What is the server focus?

A: The server focuses on long-term projects and community involvement.

Q: Are there any activity requirements?

A: Yes, players are expected to dedicate a fair amount of game time to the community and economy.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: The server is mostly semi-vanilla with a few quality-of-life plugins.

Q: Is the server released yet?

A: No, the server has not been released yet.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Send a PM requesting to be added to the Discord server.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Panchu’s Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

Alternative Rock, catchy tunes, emerging artists, energetic performances, indie bands, indie music, Japanese bands, japanese music, Last panchu, late night vibes, Mayonaka, Minecraft, music discovery, music enthusiasts, music lovers, music scene, new music, Panchus, PIXEL, Playground, Server, talented musicians, underground music, Unique Sound, up-and-coming artists

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Join us on Mayonaka for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you can ride on the backs of llamas dressed as unicorns and battle evil zombie villagers with enchanted golden carrots.

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs that grant wishes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond crown and unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where skeletons and spiders bust a move to the latest hits, and a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves in tuxedos.

So come join us on Mayonaka, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

Archive, character profiles, chat client, community pastebin, critique, Depravity, Eicon search tool, erotic roleplaying, F-List, F-List General, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FList, general, group forums, kinks, like-minded partners, live status tracker, login stats, Minecraft, profile image search, Profiles, Roleplay, roleplay logs, roleplayers, site drama, smp, Taste, tq, webchat

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, fetishes, and more depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at. Our webchat is perfect for some steamy textual roleplaying, and our group forums are a breeding ground for scandalous adventures.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of like-minded players who are just as eager to explore their wildest fantasies as you are? Our members are always up for a good time, whether it’s critiquing each other’s characters, sharing roleplay logs, or just gossiping about the latest site drama.

So come on, dive into the madness and join us on our Minecraft SMP server. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories and adventures await you? Just remember, things may get a little heated, so make sure to bring your fire resistance potion!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Astral Projections Made:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CashCraft Server

$250, affordability, Argument, birthday parties, Budget, cake order, cakes, CashCraft, cousin, Deposit, family feud, gift receiver, hobby baker, implication, misunderstanding, Offense, orders, Pay, Profitable, Server, wedding cake, wedding gift

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bake cakes like there’s no tomorrow! We may not take orders, but we sure do know how to whip up some delicious virtual treats for all our players.

Join us and experience the thrill of creating pixelated cakes for your friends and family in the game. Just like in real life, we take birthday cake requests and make them uniquely awesome in our own style.

But beware, we do have some drama in our virtual bakery. One time, a player’s cousin wanted a wedding cake as a gift, and things got heated when the player offered to pay $250 towards a cake from someone else. The cousin took major offense, claiming she could afford any cake she wanted. Who knew Minecraft cakes could cause such a stir?

So come on down to our server and let’s bake up a storm together! Just remember, the cake may be a lie, but the fun is real on our server.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Zombie Dances:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

JamSwapCraft

aita, Angry, ASK, better, Burnt, CHANGE, Communication, Jam, JamSwapCraft, labor intensive, pectin, recipe, Running, set properly, Strawberries, Surprise, Taste, Upset, Wife, worked on

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my jam-making skills? Look no further! Join our server for a jam-packed experience like no other.

We’ve got more twists and turns than a pot of burnt jam – but don’t worry, our server won’t leave a bad taste in your mouth. With surprises around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Just like adding pectin to a failed batch of jam, our server is here to save the day and turn your gaming experience from runny to just right. So come on in, join the fun, and let’s make some sweet memories together!

But remember, just like changing someone’s jam recipe without asking, make sure to respect your fellow players and play fair. See you in the game!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

InsomniacSolutionsMC SMP

insomnia, insomnia solutions, InsomniacSolutionsMC, natural sleep aids, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep hygiene, sleep improvement, sleep management, sleep medication, sleep patterns, sleep problems, sleep remedies, sleep routine, sleep support, sleep techniques, sleep therapy, sleep tips, sleeplessness, smp

Are you tired of counting sheep and still not falling asleep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate cure for insomnia! Join our server and you’ll be so busy mining diamonds and fighting off creepers that you’ll never have trouble sleeping again. Plus, our resident sheep whisperer will serenade you with lullabies until you drift off into dreamland. So say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to endless adventures on our wacky and wonderful server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	159

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MistakeCraft: Learn & Laugh!

Experience, Failure, growth, LAUGH, learn, learning, life journey, life lessons, MistakeCraft, MISTAKES, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal development, progress, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, success, valuable, wisdom

Join our Minecraft server and learn the valuable life lesson that no matter how many times you accidentally fall into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper, you can always bounce back and rebuild stronger than before! Our server is like a crash course in resilience and perseverance, with a side of hilarious mishaps and epic fails. So come join us and turn your mistakes into epic wins!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Runes Activated:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.