so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, it’s crazier than 100 russian troops gettin’ captured in Kursk Oblast in, like, less than a day!

we got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers doin’ the cha cha slide. it’s a wild ride, my dude.

if you join, you’ll be part of the most epic adventure this side of the nether. build your own castle, tame a dragon, or just chill with some llamas. the possibilities are endless, just like the amount of russian troops gettin’ captured in Kursk Oblast.

so what are ya waitin’ for? come join the madness and let’s make some memories that’ll make even the craziest russian soldier jealous!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 73
Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
Crops Grown: 5026 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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