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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 9940 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 16 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
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