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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 5840 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 48 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
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