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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 7426 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 297 |
Runes Activated: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
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