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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 158 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 7 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
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