KurskCraft: Crimea Escape | New Minecraft Servers 2024

24 Hour Hunger Games Minecraft SMP #07

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us as we unleash mayhem and madness in a world where anything goes.

Picture this: you enter the game with a quirky image and a hilarious name, only to find yourself in a battle to the death with other players. Watch as they kill each other off in ridiculous ways, from falling into lava to getting attacked by a pack of angry chickens.

But wait, there’s more! To make things even crazier, we’re asking for 24 tributes to volunteer for the ultimate showdown. Want to join in on the fun? Just suggest a code and be the first to serve it up! It’s a free-for-all of epic proportions, so don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this insane adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast)!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Towns Built:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	131	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

RedFlagIgnorerMC SMP

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Are you tired of ignoring red flags in your life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and ignore all the red flags in-game instead! We have a community of players who have mastered the art of ignoring warning signs, whether it’s a creeper sneaking up on you or a sketchy deal at the trading post. Trust us, you’ll fit right in with our red-flag ignoring crew. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world, but only those brave enough to ignore all the red flags will be able to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the chaos!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

RegretCraft: Oopsies & Blunders

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Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that had unicorns as mounts, diamond armor that made you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with treasure? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll be missing out on if you don’t join our server! Don’t let your biggest regret be missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

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so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, haniyeh rejected billions and a palestinian state, son reveals! like, what even is that?! come join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling crazy monsters! who needs billions when u can have blocks?! join now for the ultimate adventure!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

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Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PlayHostServers

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

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ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Farms Harvested:	596
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magic Items Found:	7824
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	4303
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	35

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Mines Excavated:	3757
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

Named, pet, PetNameSMP

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Mines Excavated:	2330
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BlockyWorldChanger

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

HezbollahHavoc, Minecraft, Server

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Enchantments Applied:	84	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Runes Activated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Crops Grown:	9321	Underground Cities Explored:	2