so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna join a cult of far-right Minecraft players, but, like, in a fun way, ya know?

imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of Russian bots, but they’re actually just really cool players who are super into building swastika-shaped houses and organizing rallies against villagers who don’t pay taxes.

plus, like, the admin is this crazy Russian hacker who will give you unlimited diamonds if you can beat him in a game of vodka pong.

join now for a wild ride of propaganda, fake news, and building walls to keep out the creepers!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 107/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Star Shards Collected: 61
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 38
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Crops Grown: 4368
Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Love Letters Sent: 2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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