yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
Demon Skulls Collected: 37 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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