yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 106/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
Emeralds Found: 2307 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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