yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
Elemental Crystals Collected: 60 Evil Twin Fights: 1
Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Ores Mined: 9687
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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