yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 16
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
Orbs of Power Found: 6 Crops Grown: 1083

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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