yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 6
Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Void Gems Collected: 37
Wilderness Tamed: 8 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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