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| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 2245 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 199 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 11 | Magic Crystals Found: | 18 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 30 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8540 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Crops Grown: | 6222 |
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF. we got creepers that do the cha-cha slide, skeletons that dab on dem haters, and zombies that twerk better than miley cyrus.
but wait, there’s more! our server is like a magical wonderland where pigs can fly, cows can breakdance, and sheep can recite shakespeare. it’s like a freakin’ zoo up in here, but with blocky animals and no poop to clean up.
if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that our server is run by a group of korean parents who have chosen to live in a cell for some reason. they’re like the coolest shut-ins you’ll ever meet, always coming up with wacky events and challenges for us players.
so come on, join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to witness a korean parent break out of their cell and do the macarena. it’s a party you don’t wanna miss, trust me.
