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| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 5001 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 39 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 53 |
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF. we got creepers that do the cha-cha slide, skeletons that dab on dem haters, and zombies that twerk better than miley cyrus.
but wait, there’s more! our server is like a magical wonderland where pigs can fly, cows can breakdance, and sheep can recite shakespeare. it’s like a freakin’ zoo up in here, but with blocky animals and no poop to clean up.
if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that our server is run by a group of korean parents who have chosen to live in a cell for some reason. they’re like the coolest shut-ins you’ll ever meet, always coming up with wacky events and challenges for us players.
so come on, join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to witness a korean parent break out of their cell and do the macarena. it’s a party you don’t wanna miss, trust me.
