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| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 2152 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 22 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 34 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF. we got creepers that do the cha-cha slide, skeletons that dab on dem haters, and zombies that twerk better than miley cyrus.
but wait, there’s more! our server is like a magical wonderland where pigs can fly, cows can breakdance, and sheep can recite shakespeare. it’s like a freakin’ zoo up in here, but with blocky animals and no poop to clean up.
if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that our server is run by a group of korean parents who have chosen to live in a cell for some reason. they’re like the coolest shut-ins you’ll ever meet, always coming up with wacky events and challenges for us players.
so come on, join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to witness a korean parent break out of their cell and do the macarena. it’s a party you don’t wanna miss, trust me.
