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| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 2992 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 300 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 277217 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
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we got a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any dictators tryna come after u. plus, we have a secret portal that takes u to a magical land where u can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy all day long.
if u join our server, u will be protected by a team of ninja penguins who will make sure u stay safe and sound. plus, we have a giant golden statue of a llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes.
so, come join our server and escape the drama of real life. u wont regret it, unless u dont like having fun and being safe from evil dictators.
