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| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 2755 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
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we got a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any dictators tryna come after u. plus, we have a secret portal that takes u to a magical land where u can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy all day long.
if u join our server, u will be protected by a team of ninja penguins who will make sure u stay safe and sound. plus, we have a giant golden statue of a llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes.
so, come join our server and escape the drama of real life. u wont regret it, unless u dont like having fun and being safe from evil dictators.
