Koolpvp | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MineUK SteelCraft Server

£2.5bn, Announces, economic growth, forward, Investment, MineUK, Plans, RUSHES, Server, Steel, steel production, steel tariffs, Steelcraft, Tariffs, trump, Trump tariffs, uk, UK economy, UK Government, UK investment, UK manufacturing, UK steel industry, UK trade

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3569
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

lol imagine if steel was made out of diamonds instead of iron. that’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll find on our minecraft server! join now for a chance to mine diamond steel and build the most epic castle ever! plus, our server is so lit that even the UK is rushing to invest in it. trump ain’t got nothing on us! come join the fun and be a part of the diamond steel revolution!

EuroCraft: No US-Rus Talks

Conflict Resolution, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic standoff, eastern europe, envoy, EuroCraft, Europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Négotiation, political news, russia, talks, transatlantic relations., trump, Ukraine, US, USRus, Western Europe

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	538
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dimension Hops:	15

lol imagine if europe was actually a minecraft server and they were like “nah bro we not joining in on this US-Russia-Ukraine talk, we busy building our epic castles and mining for diamonds” like who needs politics when you can just chill and play minecraft all day, amirite? come join our server and escape the drama of the real world, we got pigs that fly and villagers that do the macarena, it’s lit fam. plus, our admins are like wizards, they can make your wildest minecraft dreams come true, like turning all the creepers into fluffy bunnies or making your house float in the sky. so why waste time with boring politics when you can join our epic minecraft server and have the time of your life? come on, what are you waiting for? the adventure of a lifetime awaits!

Stormy Lagoon

commands, Community, crossplay, Details, Discord, Economy, Features, Ip:, lagoon, Minecraft, PORT, Protection, rules, Server, Sets Apart, smp, Staff, Stormy, tiktok, Tools, username, Version

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4516
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Server Overview:

Version
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)

Contact Info:

Discord: https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm

Discord Username: Duvahl

Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

What Sets Us Apart?

Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
Consensual PvP: We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today!

FAQ:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the IP play.stormylagoon.com for Java edition or with the Bedrock Port 25566 for Bedrock edition.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?

A: No, all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks can be obtained through voting and gameplay, ensuring a fair playing field for all players.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: PvP is disabled by default, but it is optional for players who wish to engage in consensual PvP.

Q: How can I get support on the server?

A: Our mature and supportive staff are always ready to assist you. You can also find guidance on all server features in our organized Discord channels.

PixelPals 1.20.3

1.20.3, best friends, Bonding, Buddies, camaraderie, chumbuds, close friends, Companionship, confidants, Connection, friendship, inseparable, kindred spirits, loyalty, PALS, PixelPals, relationships, social circle, solidarity, support system, Trust, Unity

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2493
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Yo, listen up you little potato heads! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion, then you gotta check out this place! We’ve got more diamonds than your grandma’s jewelry box and more mobs than a zombie apocalypse!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of mining for rare ores while dodging lava like a pro! And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like Hunger Games on steroids!

Plus, we’ve got the friendliest community this side of the Nether. You’ll never feel lonely with all the Chumbuds cheering you on as you build your epic castle or prank your buddies with some sneaky traps.

So what are you waiting for, you blockheads? Join us now and let’s get this party started! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? Life is just a simulation anyway, am I right?

FoodFight Minecraft Server

#CulturalDifferences, #relationshipissues, culturalfoods, disorderedeating, foodanxiety, foodboundaries, foodchoices, foodcomfort, foodculture, fooddislikes, FoodFight, foodpreferences, foodtextures, Minecraft, partnerpressure, pickyeater, Server, tryingnewfoods

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2431
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	26

Are you tired of being pressured to try new foods that make you gag and throw up? Do you want to enjoy a wide variety of cuisines without the anxiety of being forced to eat things you don’t like? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be eating is virtual food!

We understand the struggle of being a picky eater, which is why on our server, you can feast on pixelated pizzas, munch on blocky burgers, and indulge in square-shaped sushi without any pressure or judgment. No more arguments with your partner over trying new foods – just pure, delicious fun in the world of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite food that doesn’t make you want to hurl!

BlockBusterBuddies – Minecraft SMP

AMBITION, BlockBusterBuddies, determination, DRIVE, empowerment, encouragement, goals, inspiration, mentors, Minecraft, motivation, motivation from books, motivation from people, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positive influences, role models, self help, self improvement, smp, success, Support

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	845
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

OMG, like if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures, bro! Like, we got this one dude who built a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and another guy who has a pet zombie pigman that he rides around on like a horse. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that go down every Saturday night – it’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games meets a really intense game of tag.

But like, the real reason you should join is because we have the rarest, most elusive resource in all of Minecraft – diamond-encrusted bacon. Yeah, you heard me right. Our server admin found a secret recipe that combines diamonds and bacon to create the most OP food item in the game. And if you join our SMP, you’ll have a chance to hunt down your own diamond-encrusted pigs and craft your own bacon of champions.

So like, if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little from all the excitement, then come join us on this totally bonkers Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of undies – you’re gonna need ’em!

SpeedCrafters

Adrenaline Rush, breaking the speed limit, car speed, Driving, driving experience, fast cars, fastest speed, high velocity, highway driving, Pedal to the Metal, Racing, road trip, speed demon, speed freak, speed limit, speed record, speed test, SpeedCrafters, speedometer, speedometer reading, thrill of speed

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7075
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Potions Brewed:	52
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of driving at insane speeds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you speed demons out there! Our custom-built race tracks will have you zooming past your friends in no time, reaching speeds you never thought possible in a blocky world.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground racing league where players can compete for rare loot and bragging rights. Rumor has it that the winner of the league gets a diamond-encrusted minecart that can travel at warp speed. So if you think you have what it takes to be the fastest driver in Minecraft, come join us and put the pedal to the metal!

HateCraft: Europe Edition

chancellor, controversy, Democracy, Diplomacy, discrimination, Edition, Europe, european union, extremism, far right, freedom of speech, germany, Government, Hate Speech, HateCraft, international relations, policy, Politics, Scholz, Social Issues, united states, Vance

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	719
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Crops Grown:	1537	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we defend europe from far right hate speech with our epic builds and pixelated swords! scholz will protect you from vance’s evil plans to spread hate in the virtual world! build your own castle and fight off the trolls with your trusty pickaxe! join now and be a hero in the battle against hate speech in minecraft land!

Crafty Space Adventures

advanced civilizations, Adventures, biological evolution, cognitive abilities, cognitive development., complexity, Crafty, critical analysis, Evolution, evolutionary biology, evolutionary milestones, evolutionary process, extraterrestrial intelligence, hard-steps model, human evolution, intelligent behavior, Intelligent Life, intelligent species, reassessment, Scientific theory, Space, technological advancements, theoretical framework

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4626
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Star Shards Collected:	230

hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat even da creepers be droppin sick beats. we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens layin diamond eggs.

but wait, deres more! our server is home to da rarest mob of dem all, da legendary derp-faced zombie. dis guy be walkin around wit a flower in his hand, spreadin love and hugs to all da players.

oh and did i mention our server has a secret underground disco club run by a group of funky skeletons? dey be breakin it down all night long, you won’t wanna miss it.

so come on down to our server, where da grass is neon green, da sky is rainbow colored, and da only limit is your imagination. join us now and be part of da craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience.

CollideCraft

active player base., alliances, CollideCraft, Community, Content Creator, Development, Discord, discord server, enemies, Entertaining, Factions, Grief Protection, player sleep, Plugins, PvP, rules, season 1, Semi Vanilla, Staff, Support, Updates, Whitelist

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9424
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8682
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

CollideCraft Minecraft Server

Type	Semi-Vanilla Factions
Version	1.21.4

Overview:

CollideCraft is a Semi-Vanilla SMP server with multiple plugins, an active player base, and a fun community. Join us for building, PVP, alliances, and enemies!

Current Plugins:

Tree Capitator
ClickVillagers
CoreProtect
Drop Head
Improved Factions
TPA
Voicechat
Custom images on maps
One player sleep

Features:

Minimal Rules
Content creator friendly
Constant updates and development

Join Season 1 now! Discord Link

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How can I join CollideCraft?	Simply connect to the server using the IP address and port provided.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	There are minimal rules in place to ensure everyone can have fun. Breaking these rules may result in consequences.
Is PVP allowed on the server?	Yes, PVP is allowed, so be prepared to defend yourself or form alliances.
Can I use mods on the server?	While some mods are allowed, make sure to check with the server staff before using them.
How can I report a player for griefing?	You can report any player for griefing to the server staff through Discord or in-game chat.

Simp to Schizo 1.20

2.0.., 4chan, Anonymity, board culture, community engagement, creativity, humor, imageboards, internet culture, internet subcultures, Meme culture, meme evolution, online communities, r9k, s4s, Schizo, schizo meme board, simp, simp board, social experiments, trolling, User-generated content

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2640
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and randomness that will make your brain explode like a creeper on steroids.

Get ready to build, mine, and troll your way through a world filled with derpy memes and mind-bending shenanigans.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our twisted version of reality where nothing makes sense and everything is up for grabs.

So if you’re looking for a place to unleash your inner schizo and embrace the madness, then this is the server for you. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible.

ImmigrantCraft: NoSponsorSiblingAITA

aita, awkward, Blood, Childhood, criminal record, Disappointment, extended family, family, family gatherings, Favor, financial requirements, foster system, Guilt, half-sibling, ImmigrantCraft, immigration, legal paperwork, NoSponsorSiblingAITA, permanent resident, SPONSORING

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8784
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
New Chunks Explored:	864269	Ores Mined:	2307

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level of craziness! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through awkward family gatherings and dealing with guilt trips from relatives, all while trying to build the ultimate blocky empire.

Are you ready to sponsor your half-sibling for permanent residency in our virtual world? Will you choose to bond with them or keep them at arm’s length due to their criminal record? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences of your decisions in this wacky Minecraft adventure.

Join now and show your extended family that you’re not afraid to stand up for yourself, even in the face of criticism. Build your own family legacy in our server and prove that blood may be thicker than water, but sometimes it’s just too darn messy to deal with.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and see if you’ve got what it takes to survive the ultimate family showdown in Minecraft!

YouthfulBanter – Minecraft SMP

10. Life lessons, 11. Self-awareness, 12. Personal development, 13. Looking back, 14. Inner child, 15. Wisdom, 16. Reflection, 17. Learning from the past, 18. Time machine, 19. Aging gracefully, 2. Time travel, 20. Self-discovery., 3. Past self, 4. Youth, 5. Regrets, 6. Advice, 7. Memories, 8. Growth, 9. Perspective, Minecraft, self reflection, smp, YouthfulBanter

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8607
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most lit server everrrrr. Like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, it’s like a freakin’ treasure trove down there. And get this, we have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and can fly you around the map in style.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a water park with slides made out of emerald blocks. And don’t even get me started on our annual pig racing competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of ninja villagers who can teach you how to do backflips and throw shurikens? Yeah, it’s pretty legit. So if you want to join the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit us up and prepare for the ride of your life! 🤪🤙🏻🔥 #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

MineTime WarpCraft

minetime, WarpCraft

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5010
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Do you ever find yourself mining away in Minecraft and suddenly realize that hours have flown by? Well, on our server, time literally flies by because we have a glitch that speeds up the day-night cycle to warp speed! You’ll be building your epic castle one minute and battling creepers in the dark the next – it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

Join our server for the ultimate time-warping experience and see if you can beat the record for longest Minecraft session without realizing it! Just be sure to set an alarm so you don’t accidentally spend an entire week underground with only your diamond pickaxe for company. Trust us, it’s been done before…

EuroCraft Peacekeepers Server

AP reports, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., crisis response, Development, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, EuroCraft, Europe, european union, international relations, military intervention, peace agreement, Peace Mission, peace talks, Peacekeepers, Peacekeeping, peacekeeping operation, Plan, SECURITY, Server, Troops, Ukraine

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3952
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Animals Bred:	25
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

OMG GUYS, u have to join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, Europe is like, sending peacekeeping troops to Ukraine and stuff. But like, don’t worry, our server is like, super safe and fun! Plus, we have this epic storyline where the peacekeeping troops are actually unicorns in disguise and they help you build the most magical castles ever! So like, join now and let’s save Ukraine with our unicorn army! #PeaceLoveMinecraft 🦄✨

Players:	98/600	Votes:	9004
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Enchantments Applied:	281	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2