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PainfulPunchline – Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cruel, Cutting, Devastating, emotional, Harsh, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, hurtful, insensitive, Minecraft, PAINFUL, painful conversations, painful experiences, painful memories, painful past, painful quotes, painful relationships, painful truths, painful words, PainfulPunchline, smp, Words

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1866
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	305	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SMP FOR THE MOST EPIC AND INSANE FUN EVER! We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts, and unicorns that poop out diamonds! Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will make sure you have the time of your life. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items that only the bravest players can find. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1234
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Animals Bred:	41	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Divine Spears Created:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	411
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9659
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Potions Brewed:	184	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Emeralds Found:	258
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Crops Grown:	3839

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3870
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Animals Bred:	197	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4990
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4074
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Towns Built:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8761
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3995
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17
Void Gems Collected:	32	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6344
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4625
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7094	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4332	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Farms Harvested:	828

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1946
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	235	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7233
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ores Mined:	5474	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1058
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Farms Harvested:	311
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

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sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!

Vanilla Survival Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2876
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Potions Brewed:	100	Animals Bred:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	2

The owner of the “Vanilla Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mainkrot.aternos.me

Players:	95/800	Votes:	5565
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Void Gems Collected:	33	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5