Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your husband’s work-from-home setup? Look no further! Join our server where the kitchen is the designated office space for all players. That’s right, set up your crafting table next to the stove and fend off creepers while dodging clanking dishes and barking dogs.

We have a strict rule that all Zoom meetings must be held in the kitchen, and if anyone tries to use another room, they’ll be met with a chorus of “NO! This is the office now!” Just like in real life, you’ll have to tiptoe around to avoid disrupting your fellow players’ important calls.

But don’t worry, we have plenty of other rooms in our Minecraft world for you to set up your temporary office. Just make sure to avoid the kitchen at all costs, unless you want to incur the wrath of your fellow players.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic and ridiculous as a husband who insists on working in the kitchen, join us now! Just remember, the kitchen is off-limits for anything other than work, so make sure to grab your pickaxe and get to mining in the living room instead.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Crops Grown: 5423
Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Dark Rituals Completed: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • The Floating Island SMP VS Hypixel

    The Floating Island SMP VS Hypixel
    Hypixel The Floating Island SMP
    Pros Pros
    – Large player base – Community-driven server
    – Various minigames and modes – Weekly votes for server content
    – Active forums and community events – Monthly events and competitions
    Cons Cons
    – Crowded servers at peak times – Smaller player base
    – Pay-to-win elements – Limited minigames and modes

    FAQ

    Which server has a larger player base?

    Hypixel has a larger player base compared to The Floating Island SMP.

    Which server offers more diverse gameplay options?

    Hypixel offers various minigames and modes, while The Floating Island SMP focuses on community-driven content and events.

    Are there pay-to-win elements on either server?

    Hypixel has pay-to-win elements, while The Floating Island SMP focuses on a more balanced gameplay experience.

    Which server has more active community events?

    Both servers have active community events, but The Floating Island SMP offers weekly votes for server content and monthly events and competitions.

    Can I join The Floating Island SMP without being a Twitch streamer or YouTuber?

    Yes, The Floating Island SMP is open to all players who want to join the community and have fun!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Void Gems Collected: 29
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Melonie’s Midlife Crisis Minecraft Madness

    Melonie’s Midlife Crisis Minecraft Madness
    Join our Minecraft server and relive the glory days of watching Melonie Mac while fapping! Our server is filled with nostalgic vibes and epic builds that will make you feel like a teenager again (minus the fapping, hopefully). Plus, rumor has it that Melonie Mac herself occasionally logs on to play and reminisce about the good ol’ days. So come join us and let’s all get old together in the most epic way possible!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Crafty Chaos Crew – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

    Crafty Chaos Crew – Where Creepers Fear to Tread
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take building to a whole new level with our Call on me Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our models are top-notch, including EasyFluff, IndigoMix, and QueasyFluff – because who doesn’t want to build with a touch of queasiness?

    But wait, there’s more! Our LORAs are so advanced, they can make some freaking awesome porn – yes, you heard that right. And don’t even get us started on our ControlNet, it’s so powerful it can control the very fabric of the Minecraft universe.

    Need to strike a pose? Our online pose editor is here to help, and trust us, the poses you can create will blow your mind. And if you’re worried about optimization, fear not, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users to make sure your Minecraft experience is smooth as butter.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and dive into a world of insanity, creativity, and pure Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might just build the next Minecraft masterpiece that will go down in history!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Suzuko’s USA Adventure: Minecraft Madness

    Suzuko’s USA Adventure: Minecraft Madness
    Are you tired of Tony Khan ruining everything, including your favorite anime? Well, come join our Minecraft server where there’s no Tony Khan in sight! We promise no one will derail your gaming experience or your yuru yuri season 4 dreams. Plus, our server is so epic, even the creepers are scared to blow up your builds. Join now and let’s show Tony Khan who’s boss in the virtual world!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 23 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • CraftyCreeperLand: Where the only limit is your imagination! (>arrives)

    CraftyCreeperLand: Where the only limit is your imagination! (>arrives)
    > Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate wrestling champion! > We have special wrestling matches where you can take on other players in epic battles. > Rumor has it, a mysterious player once joined and single-handedly made wrestling cool again, but then disappeared into the virtual abyss. > Will you be the next GOAT of our server? Join now and find out!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Vanilla Minecraft: Where Adults Play to Not Get Lost in Version 1.20.4

    Vanilla Minecraft: Where Adults Play to Not Get Lost in Version 1.20.4

    Minecraft SMP Server Overview

    Discord https://discord.mcsmp.us/
    Live Map https://map.mcsmp.us/

    Our SMP is for mainly adults who seek a new casual survival world with no resets. The world will never reset, allowing for a massive world size. Feel free to explore, build, trade, and collaborate with other players.

    Join us for the first dragon battle in the coming days and help build a city at spawn island. No need to be extremely active, as many players work full-time jobs. The server is hosted in the USA for optimal performance.

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    Is the server whitelist only? Yes, the server is whitelist only. You can join by contacting the server owner on Discord.
    Will the world ever reset? No, the world will never reset. Players can enjoy a continuous experience in the same world.
    Are there any specific rules on the server? Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord for a list of rules and guidelines for gameplay.
    Can players trade with each other? Yes, players are encouraged to barter and trade with each other on the server.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 42 Towns Built: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Bichotas de la cripta. VS Hypixel

    Bichotas de la cripta. VS Hypixel

    Comparison: Hypixel VS Bichotas de la cripta

    Hypixel Bichotas de la cripta
    Large player base New server in growth
    Various game modes Survival vanilla with PVP kit zones
    Custom mini-games Economy, player shops, ranks and donations
    High-quality server performance Active daily with opportunities to grow

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Which server has a larger player base? Hypixel has a larger player base compared to Bichotas de la cripta.
    What game modes are available on each server? Hypixel offers various custom mini-games while Bichotas de la cripta focuses on survival vanilla with PVP kit zones.
    Does each server have unique features? Yes, Hypixel has custom mini-games and high-quality server performance, while Bichotas de la cripta offers an economy, player shops, ranks, and donations.
    How active are the servers? Hypixel is known for its large player base and active community, while Bichotas de la cripta is a new server in growth but remains active daily with opportunities to grow.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 233
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Blocky Jerk-Off Adventures: Minecraft Server

    Blocky Jerk-Off Adventures: Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a special feature where you can participate in epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground club where you can challenge other players to a dance-off to see who has the best moves in the pixelated world. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky and wild Minecraft universe!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • ClubCraft: Where we build clubs in Minecraft and wonder if they’ll still manage next year

    ClubCraft: Where we build clubs in Minecraft and wonder if they’ll still manage next year
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never stops! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of dancing chickens, a DJ booth manned by a creeper, and a VIP section where the Ender Dragon hangs out.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so epic that even Will Smith himself is considering managing a club here next year. That’s right, the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air might be dropping some sick beats for us while we mine for diamonds and battle zombies.

    So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking llama or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 20 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • No Mercy? More like No Cookies! Join the chaos on NoMercyMC [SMP] now!

    No Mercy? More like No Cookies! Join the chaos on NoMercyMC [SMP] now!

    NoMercyMC Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Features
    Raiding / Stealing Allowed
    Exclusive Custom Enchantments
    Mob Mask Crafting
    Headhunting
    Levelups
    Insanely Competitive
    PvP with duels for practice / Skywars & Bedwars events

    Join today at play.nomercymc.org (java/bedrock default ports)

    Discord: https://discord.gg/HVYP7X4wdV

    Website: https://nomercymc.org

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Are all players on NoMercyMC considered geniuses? Yes, everyone is considered a genius on our server!
    What game modes are available? We have raiding/stealing allowed, exclusive custom enchantments, mob mask crafting, headhunting, levelups, and competitive PvP.
    Can I practice PvP on the server? Yes, we have duels for practice as well as Skywars & Bedwars events.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Crafty Krauts Minecraft Server

    Crafty Krauts Minecraft Server
    It’s summer and I want to have a blast on this Minecraft server! Why? Because rumor has it that the creepers here are actually just misunderstood party animals looking to dance the night away. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they throw the wildest block parties you’ve ever seen. Plus, the Ender Dragon? More like the Ender Diva, honey. She puts on a show that’ll leave you gagging for more. So come join us for a summer of fun, friendship, and maybe even a little romance – because on this server, anything is possible, baby!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • TV Showdown Minecraft Madness – Where Pop Culture Meets Pixel Blocks!

    TV Showdown Minecraft Madness – Where Pop Culture Meets Pixel Blocks!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Yes, you heard that right, llamas! They have built the most insane structures you can imagine, from giant llama statues to llama-themed roller coasters.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who roam the land, protecting players from creepers and zombies. They have their own ninja training dojo where they teach players how to fight like a chicken warrior.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that is filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to find it.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where llamas rule, ninja chickens protect, and treasure awaits. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Beskit VS Hypixel

    Beskit VS Hypixel
    Hypixel Beskit
    Pros Pros
    • One of the largest Minecraft servers
    • Wide variety of game modes
    • High quality gameplay
    • Active community
    • Unique game modes
    • Root server with high performance
    • Friend system with resource pack
    • In-game shop for premium ranks
    Cons Cons
    • Queues during peak times
    • Can be overwhelming for new players
    • Competitive atmosphere
    • Smaller player base
    • Limited number of game modes
    • Less frequent updates
    • Less established community

    **FAQ:**

    1. **How many game modes does each server offer?** – Hypixel: Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes. – Beskit: Beskit offers unique game modes like Tower Defense, OneBlock, and KitPvP.

    2. **Do the servers have active communities?** – Hypixel: Hypixel has a large and active community. – Beskit: Beskit’s community is smaller and less established compared to Hypixel.

    3. **What kind of features does each server have?** – Hypixel: Hypixel has high quality gameplay and competitive atmosphere. – Beskit: Beskit has unique features like a friend system with resource pack and in-game shop for premium ranks.

    4. **Which server is better for new players?** – Hypixel: Hypixel can be overwhelming for new players due to its size and competitive nature. – Beskit: Beskit may be more welcoming to new players with its smaller player base and unique game modes.

    5. **Which server has better performance?** – Hypixel: Hypixel has a large server infrastructure to handle high player loads. – Beskit: Beskit is a Root server with high performance capabilities for its game modes.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Blocktopia: Home of the Spica Squad

    Blocktopia: Home of the Spica Squad
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player named Spica was singing and playing the piano in Minecraft. And not just any songs, oh no. She was taking requests and playing them live for all to hear! Can you imagine the sheer awesomeness of that? It’s like having your own personal concert while you mine for diamonds.

    But wait, that’s not all. Spica also streams her performances on Twitch, so you can watch her in action while you build your own virtual empire. It’s like a crossover episode of Minecraft and The Voice, but way more entertaining.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the music never stops and the adventures never end. Who knows, you might even get a personal serenade from Spica herself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the good times roll!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 289 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Block Party Beats: Where Creeper meets DJ, drop the bass and mine the night away!

    Block Party Beats: Where Creeper meets DJ, drop the bass and mine the night away!
    Sure thing! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be grooving to the sickest beats while you mine and build. Our DJ Villager spins the hottest EDM and house tracks all day long, guaranteed to keep you pumped up and motivated to conquer the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that if you dance hard enough in-game, you might just unlock a secret disco party hidden deep within the server. So come on, join us and get ready to party like it’s block party time!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Emeralds Found: 8313
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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