Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	468182	Crops Grown:	7301
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Emeralds Found:	9219
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Animals Bred:	85	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	9051	Towns Built:	7
Star Shards Collected:	181	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	8166
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8003

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	45	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Ores Mined:	2919	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Farms Harvested:	489	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	22
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.