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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Magic Items Found:	3907	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	104	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	134
Towns Built:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Emeralds Found:	6009	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8422	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Potions Brewed:	119	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
New Chunks Explored:	311622	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ores Mined:	2546
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.