Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	8838	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Ores Mined:	3609	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	New Chunks Explored:	143355

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Farms Harvested:	406	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Dimension Hops:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9507
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Magic Items Found:	1795	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.