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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Mines Excavated:	2276	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Potions Brewed:	105	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Runes Activated:	2	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mines Excavated:	3328	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	173
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6374
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	6880	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	5866	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Potions Brewed:	68	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.