Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server‘s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Meteorites Collected:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Enchantments Applied:	60

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mines Excavated:	4914	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Secret Passages Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Farms Harvested:	762	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Star Shards Collected:	207
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Dimension Hops:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Enchantments Applied:	66
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.