Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	211	Alien Abductions:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3793	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1692	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Star Shards Collected:	179	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Enchantments Applied:	237	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mines Excavated:	3856
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Emeralds Found:	1069	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Players Killed by Monsters:	8096	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Players Killed by Monsters:	1251
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Towns Built:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	402	New Chunks Explored:	825391

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Magic Items Found:	6589	Mines Excavated:	2464
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	New Chunks Explored:	982065
Animals Bred:	23	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!