Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Zombie Dances:	1	Animals Bred:	196
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	235	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crops Grown:	9720
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	190	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	288	Dragons Tamed:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Enchantments Applied:	216	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	72
Dragon Eggs Found:	8249	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.