Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	135
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	48364	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Star Shards Collected:	236	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Emeralds Found:	4041	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Ores Mined:	4600
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Emeralds Found:	5723	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	57
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ores Mined:	8829
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Enchantments Applied:	79	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
New Chunks Explored:	875065	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	262	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Runes Activated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.