Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Farms Harvested:	132
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Farms Harvested:	239
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	277	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Farms Harvested:	231
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Crops Grown:	9225
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7797
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magic Items Found:	7755
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Buildings Constructed:	23	Star Shards Collected:	231
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Crops Grown:	7931
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2670

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80
Meteorites Collected:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Star Shards Collected:	259
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.