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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Towns Built:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Mines Excavated:	4567
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8635	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dimension Hops:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Gods Slained:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	478	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Void Gems Collected:	24
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8792

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Items Found:	5982
Animals Bred:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Astral Projections Made:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1947	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Meteorites Collected:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.