Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Farms Harvested:	972
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CubitoLand Network

Bedwars, Earth, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

We have various modalities such as Survival Custom, Sykblock, Boxpvp, Prison, Planet Earth, Bedwars, and above all a lot of fun!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Towns Built:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Rentera Online

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Custom RPG Towny Server with a proper RPG experience including Custom Monsters, Bosses and Equipment! Huge focus on Community, Economy and Custom RPG Content.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Crops Grown:	7407	Dimension Hops:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Divided Earth

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Terradivisa is a geopolitical earth server aimed towards those who enjoy a more classic geopol experience. We have towny, an online map, siegewar, and several brand-new features created exclusively for this server, such as a nation based economy that allows nations to create and manage their own currency! We also have a monuments system to make town expansion independent of player count, and more to make an enjoyable server for all of your Geopolitical needs. Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/sFTMeMbn5s

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MineCommunity

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A Minecraft Story always starts with a block.Explore the world with your friends without limits with our 24/7 server!Create guilds, promote your friends, and prove you’re the best by challenging other guilds.Improve your guilds by ranking up and earn more rewards!Battle mobs! Level up your adventurer rank! Earn OP items though our EliteMobs adventuring setup.Go get a pet! We have an RPG like pet system so you will have a companion always!Rank up through the ranks by playing more!If you and your friends are looking for server to play with, then MineCommunity is for you. We are looking for casual minecraft players to play minecraft with.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Magic Items Found:	4263	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

EtherealCraft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to our ATLA Bending Server !Fresh map! Last wipe: 9/09/23 Custom items! Learn over 230 moves! You don’t need any mods, just a vanilla 1.20.2 client No pay to win features! Bend every element for free24/7 dedicated servers.Lag free, ddos protected. Join a town, hop in the arena, or go raid in the wildMaster all the elements!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MedievalCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the world of MedievalCraft,the oldest continuously active German-speaking medieval role-playing game server in the world!From its infancy in 2011, a widely connected world and an indescribably deep and branching universe of backstory have developed to this day. This supports the immersion of a largely realistic high and late medieval class society with a storyline that goes back 1000 years. Parallels to the real world are woven into our story and intuitively allow everyone to freely establish themselves and their character in the kingdom of Erianor.Visit us at www.medievalcraft.de.See you! Your MedievalCraft team

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Fading Daze SMP & Events

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Animals Bred:	95
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ThePeculiarSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

ThePeculiarSMP is a place for viewers, players and streamers alike to collaborate together to create a friendly community. With the addition of a few plugins, the minecraft experience has been amplified to those who join.Here at ThePeculiarSMP, we strive to create a positive community for people to relax in, feel free to take part!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Age Of Elysian

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Age of Elysian, a server that has been providing an immersive and feature-packed experience for over a decade. As one of the most comprehensive cracked Slimefun-Towny servers with RPG elements, we’re always adding new features to keep things fresh.Our server has many features branching into various genres and directions, so there is something for everyone. Whether you enjoy building automated mega factories, min-maxing the ultimate PvP build with stat modifiers, skills, and dungeon loot, running a world conquest as a powerful nation, or simply adventuring and doing quests, we have it all.For seasoned players, we offer many unique twists on vanilla gameplay, with new things to discover and mechanics to learn. Even if you’re new to Minecraft, almost all of our custom content is optional, so you can play the game your way and choose which parts you want to explore.Our friendly community consists of experienced players and newcomers alike. According to our statistics, over 90% of players who have clocked in over 50 hours with us never play on another server. We’re confident that you’ll love our server and be hooked from the start, so come join us on Age of Elysian and experience everything we have to offer. Who knows, we might just be the last server you ever play!TOWNY|SLIMEFUN|MCMMO|RPG|DUNGEONS|QUESTS|SKYBLOCK

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Zombie Dances:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

EdgeGamers Organization

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The EdgeGamers Minecraft Server offers an immersive and feature-rich multiplayer survival experience that goes beyond the traditional Minecraft gameplay. Boasting a multi-server setup, it caters to a diverse community of players by providing a variety of engaging features and activities.One of the standout aspects of the server is its well-balanced economy, facilitated by an admin shop and community chests, allowing players to trade and collaborate efficiently. The inclusion of crate keys and a mailroom adds an exciting element of surprise and interaction within the community.For those seeking adrenaline-fueled challenges, the server provides a dedicated PvP arena where players can test their combat skills against each other. Additionally, the grief prevention feature ensures a secure and enjoyable environment for all players.The server’s commitment to enhancing gameplay is evident through various customization options. Players can explore, utilize elevator signs, and showcase their creativity with the heads database. The incorporation of McMMO introduces a skill-based progression system, adding depth to the overall experience.Social interaction is encouraged through a range of features, including social commands, cosmetics, and mounts. Players can also express their individuality through special prefixes and enjoy unique abilities such as sitting on slabs, crawling, spinning, or even sitting on other players, creating a dynamic and entertaining atmosphere.Home teleports, player warps, and player shops contribute to the server’s convenience and player-driven economy. Moreover, the inclusion of pocket games offers a refreshing break from the main survival gameplay, allowing players to engage in mini-games and diversify their experience.In summary, the EdgeGamers Minecraft Server stands out for its comprehensive set of features, promoting a vibrant and dynamic community. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newcomer, the server’s diverse offerings create a captivating environment that caters to various playstyles, making it an appealing destination for Minecraft enthusiasts.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Mines Excavated:	1466	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Centrix Network

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Centrix-Network [1.8 – 1.20.x] is a Minecraft Server that specifically serves players using the Java edition of the game. The server aims to provide a friendly and welcoming environment for players to enjoy a balanced and engaging Survival, KitPvP, Parkour and a Skywars experience.Minecraft servers offer a diverse range of game modes and gameplay types, which is what sets them apart from one another. Centrix-Network is a Minecraft server that offers several types of games and gameplay, including PVP modes.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Runes Activated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

RainRealms

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

RainRealms is a friendly and amazing server network that is growing with gamemodes everyday! Hosting Generators, with more on the horizons.» Server IP: play.rainrealms.com » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: Coming soon– BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » More to come

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1695	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crystal Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Crystal Craft, Start your Minecraft journey in 2024 with our new server, where the adventure never ends and the possibilities are limitless. Step into a captivating world where discovery knows no bounds! Whether you’re a seasoned explorer or a newcomer, our server invites you to delve into an extraordinary adventure like no other.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1477	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MetaUnion

Creative, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

You’ve stumbled across a gem of Minecraft networks, its community is probably one of the most friendly and helpful ones you’ll ever find, it’s open-minded and mature (though silly sometimes but that’s part of being mature). The server is anti pay to win, meaning all you get from donating is a rank that shows in game and nothing else. Donations are only made to support the work put into the server, not to get advantages over others in any way!We offer the following servers: – Survival – Creative – Skyblock – Minigames – Builders (for everyone’s inspiration and people who have proven to us that they are talented builders)If you want to learn more about each server just join 😉

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Superabf.net

Bedwars, Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

NOT PREMIUM – FREE!, THE BEST SERVER BY DIFFERENCE!, IT’S NOT A TROLL, IT’S REALLY ALL FREE, IT HAS: -SLIMEFUN (SlimeXpansion, RareItemHunter, ElectricSpawners, SensibleToolbox, ExoticGarden) – BEDROCK,Blockbench Implemented ONLY!, ModelEngine -TOWNY, FACTIONS, USKYBLOCKS, CREATIVE, SURVIVAL, PLOTS, JOBS, QUESTS, MISSIONS, MOVECRAFT, MAGIC, VEHICLES, f2w, Genetics, MobsPorpios, pets, expert pets, RankUP, Ranks, REALISM, LARGO ETC!! -MINIGAMES(Agariomaps,BuildWars,eggwar,Fnaf,codwarfare,MobArena,EpicSpleef,KitBattle,LuckyBlock,PvP1vs1,RaceABF,RFTB,skRayFall, SkyWars,SuperBuildBattle,SuperWars,SurvivalGames,TNTRun,TNTTag,uCars,WallsAbf) -REAL DANGEON with elytras and dragon! here you can KILL him!! -NETHER REALLY every day an adventure with whiter. -ADVENTURES, PARKOURS, LAVERINTHOS! and MUCH MUCH MORE YOU WON’T BELIEVE THE BEST FREE SERVER POSSIBLE!!! -GENERAL DESCRIPTION: Estés is a server for people who always value what a SERVER GIVES them and never by the AMOUNT OF PEOPLE they have at that moment, being ABLE to realize that it is a FREE, professional server, that really controls the CHESTS! that you can do everything with your effort, get ranks, advantages, etc. and they will never be paid with REAL money FOR ANYTHING, only the minemoney money from the game that they earn with their effort and dedication to the server, those PEOPLE who already know the existence of TROLL SERVERS, which are ALMOST ALL of them and who know that these

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.