Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

DusKraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Java and Bedrock Survival Custom: Daily and weekly Koth Mina PVP, Arena PVP, Bosses Rankups, Custom Trades, etc… Custom Enchantments

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Ores Mined:	7463
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	21

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Farms Harvested:	696
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9852	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PortalMC

Survival

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Star Shards Collected:	94	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Animals Bred:	118	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Divine Spears Created:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.