KinoCraft: The Return of the Lads – Best Minecraft Server

ProudBodyPartMC

body confidence, body image, body positivity, Confidence, physical appearance, ProudBodyPartMC, self appreciation, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-affirmation, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-perception, self-validation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t appreciate your fabulousness? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your best assets! We don’t care if it’s your perfectly sculpted abs or your luscious locks, we want to see it all in all its blocky glory!

Join our server and be prepared to strut your stuff in style. We have regular fashion shows where players can show off their most fashionable pixelated outfits and compete for the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Model. Who knew mining and crafting could be so fabulous?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Beauty Pageant, where players can compete to be crowned the most beautiful block in all the land. Will you be the one to take home the coveted diamond-encrusted tiara?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner diva shine! Who knows, you might just become the most famous block in all of Minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Void Gems Collected:	38	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Cybertruck Wars: Kadyrov vs. Musk

accusations, authoritarian leaders, Automotive Industry, conspiracy theories, controversy, cybersecurity, cybertruck, electric cars, electric vehicles, Government, Kadyrov, Musk, Politics, privacy concerns, remote disabling, russia, Russia-US relations, social media, Surveillance, Technology, Wars

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, russia’s kadyrov is accusing musk of, get this, REMOTELY DISABLING his cybertruck. like, what even is that?! u gotta come join our server to escape the drama and build ur own cybertruck in peace. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rare diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before musk comes after ur cybertruck too!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Zurich Zoning Fun: Rent Relief

affordable housing, affordable rent, city development, city planning, Fun, housing affordability, housing affordability measures, housing affordability solutions, housing crisis, housing market, housing policy, land-use regulations, lower rents, policy, real estate, regulations, Relief, Rent, switzerland, upzoning, Urban planning, Zoning, zoning laws, Zürich

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE MAKE ZURICH LOOK LIKE A TINY VILLAGE! WE RELAX OUR LAND RULES SO MUCH THAT YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE FOR THE PRICE OF A SHACK! LIVE IN LUXURY WITHOUT BREAKING YOUR BLOCKY BANK! OUR PLAYERS ARE LIVING LIKE KINGS AND QUEENS, ALL THANKS TO OUR WACKY UPZONING POLICIES! HURRY AND JOIN NOW BEFORE THE CREEPERS TAKE OVER AND RAISE THE RENT!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	986
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

LEO-SMP

bedrock edition, building, cooperative play, Cross-Play, Enhanced Features, enhanced gameplay, Exploration, Geysermc, immersive environment, java edition, Keep Inventory, multiplayer, Night Cycle, Platform Unity, smp, Survival, ultimate experience, Vanilla, Viaversion

LEO-SMP

Welcome to LEO-SMP, your ultimate Minecraft Survival Multiplayer experience! Dive into our world where vanilla gameplay meets carefully curated enhancements to create a fun and immersive environment for players across platforms.

Server Features: Cross-Play Compatibility: Connect effortlessly with friends across Java and Bedrock Editions using ViaVersion and GeyserMC. Enjoy a unified experience no matter what platform you’re on! One Player Sleep: Skip the night with just one player sleeping, making the night cycle smoother and more convenient for everyone. Keep Inventory: Focus on exploring and building with confidence, knowing that your items are safe with keep inventory enabled.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Dux Vanilla

1.16, 1.17, 1.18, 1.19, 1.20, 1.21, bedrock, Community, competitive, Dux Vanilla, Elite, java, MCMMO, Minecraft, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Dux Vanilla, where the true essence of Minecraft meets the survival elite! Our server is designed for those seeking the classic Minecraft experience, but with a dedicated and competitive community. Version: 1.16 to 1.21 Java e Bedrock

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

”> S-Stop Minecraft Server”

action, Adventure, anger, Anime, battle, berserk, consequences, control, emotions, FANTASY, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Manga, Minecraft, power, S-Stop, Server, Shounen, SStop, Supernatural, transformation, Warning

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you better watch out or I’ll become the Berserk! That’s right, our admin has a secret power that will unleash chaos and mayhem upon anyone who dares to challenge them.

Join us if you dare, but be prepared for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. Who knows what will happen next on our wild and wacky server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can handle the Berserk!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Enchantments Applied:	246	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Minecraft SMP: Friendly Reminder Watch Mii’s

Belong, binge-worthy, Captivating, Engaging, Entertaining, Entertainment, exclusive, Friendly, friendly reminder, Mii’s show, MIIS, Minecraft, must see, must visit, must watch, Popular, Recommendation, reminder, series, Show, smp, television, trending, TV, watch

Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky world where the only rule is that you MUST have watched Mii’s show. Why, you ask? Because Mii is actually the secret ruler of our server, and if you haven’t watched their show, you might accidentally summon a horde of angry creepers to your base. Trust us, you don’t want that.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We have regular events like llama races (yes, llamas can race in Minecraft, don’t question it), and every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and Mii’s watchlist). See you in the blocky world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

GrannyCraft BdayBash

BdayBash, Birthday Party, blended family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, Family Events, family gatherings, family party, family relationships, Family Support, family tension, family unity, Grandparents, GrannyCraft, half siblings, parents, sibling rivalry, step siblings

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your messy family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise there will be no fights, no tension, and definitely no buried heads in the sand. Join us for a virtual family where everyone gets along and there’s never a bad Christmas in sight.

Our server is the perfect place to celebrate your 18th birthday without any unwanted family drama. Throw your own party with us and leave the real-life chaos behind. Our virtual family will welcome you with open arms and no one will accuse you of inconveniencing your grandparents.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to the blended family drama. We promise you won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	430
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
New Chunks Explored:	781936	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PleasureCraft SMP

beauty, books, Contentment, family, Food, Friends, Gratitude, Happiness, hugs, joy, Kindness, Laughter, love, Music, Nature, Peace, PleasureCraft, Relaxation, Serenity, simple pleasures, smp, Sunshine

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for wood, getting chased by creepers, and accidentally falling into lava while mining for diamonds!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner chaos. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a prank war with your fellow players? We encourage it!

Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a secret society of llamas that control the economy. Join us and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community on the block!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

HousePartyGriefer

bad houseguest behavior, bad manners, discourteous actions, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guests, guest behavior, guest etiquette, hospitality rules, house etiquette, house rules, houseguest etiquette, HousePartyGriefer, impolite gestures, impolite guests, Inappropriate Behavior, offending hosts, rude behavior, rude guests, social faux pas, social norms

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our community is filled with mischievous players who love to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. From filling someone’s house with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant lava pit, the possibilities for chaos are endless.

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground society of players who have created their own civilization complete with a currency system, government, and even a black market for rare items. Joining this society means you’ll have to prove your worth through a series of ridiculous challenges, including a parkour course made entirely of slime blocks and a maze filled with traps and puzzles.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can let your inner troll run wild and embark on crazy adventures with a group of like-minded players, then look no further. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink

Astronomy, astronomy research, Chaos, deep space observations, Earth’s orbit, elon musk, Elon Musk’s projects, environmental impact, light pollution, Musks, satellite constellations, satellite interference, satellites, scientists, Space, Space debris, space exploration, space junk, space observation restrictions, space technology, starlink, Technology

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is outta this world? well, this server is literally outta this world cuz elon musk’s starlink satellites be causin chaos up in earth’s orbit. but don’t worry, we got u covered with a server that is so lit, it’s like playin in outer space.

join us for some epic adventures as we navigate through the cosmic chaos caused by musk’s satellites. build ur own space station, battle aliens, and mine for space diamonds. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else in the galaxy.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s explore the final frontier together. who knows, maybe we’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds. yolo, amirite?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Endless Night Skies:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ArcadiaRP

1.17.x, Adventure, ArcadiaRP, mc.arcadiaroleplay.it, Minecraft, Roleplay, Server

Arcadia Roleplay! Version: 1.17.x IP: mc.arcadiaroleplay.it Come join us and enjoy the adventure!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5066	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Emeralds Found:	3705	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server

billionaire, blocky, brain-rotted, Brainiacs, Conspiracy, Corruption, cover up, elite society, Evidence, human trafficking, ISLAND, Jews, Minecraft, Minors, Mossad, Powerful, rape, scandal, Server, sexual abuse, terminally online, U.S. Government, video tapes, Wealthy

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to escape to a world where billionaires with ties to secret organizations run islands for the wealthy and powerful to engage in scandalous activities? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and hidden agendas. Explore mysterious islands, uncover government cover-ups, and maybe even stumble upon some shocking evidence along the way.

Who needs diamonds and gold when you can uncover the truth behind it all? Join our server now and see where the rabbit hole takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our Minecraft world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Runes Activated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP

#revelation, Confessions, confessions of betrayal, Cum, Deception, deception in friendship, Friends, friendship, Giving, hidden, Hidden Secrets, Intimacy, intimate friendships, Minecraft, relationships, revealing secrets, Secrets, smp, Trust, trust issues, unaware, unaware friends

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join a group of friends who have no idea how much cum you’ve given them! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They may or may not be plotting world domination. – Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will peck anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we built it, just enjoy the show. – Our community events include synchronized pig racing, llama fashion shows, and underwater basket weaving competitions. – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world. Good luck finding it!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the wacky adventures and unexpected surprises that await you. Just don’t mention the cum to your friends, okay?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Endless Night Skies:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

ThirstyCraft

Accountability, Arizona drinks, burritos, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, drinks, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, misunderstanding, public assistance, selfish, sharing, SNAP card, Soda, Store, supermarket, Tacos, ThirstyCraft, Water Bottle

Are you tired of your Minecraft server mates stealing your precious resources without asking? Join our server where we guarantee that no one will drink your water or soda without permission!

We have a strict policy against beverage theft and encourage open communication for all your drink needs. Plus, our community is always ready to provide free burritos and tacos for all your gaming fuel needs.

Don’t let selfish family members ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace without any drama over drinks! Remember, on our server, everyone gets their fair share of Arizona drinks and no one will be called out for being selfish. Join now and game on without any beverage-related conflicts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Enchantments Applied:	279
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5