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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 3844 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
Forget about rude customers and clueless managers, on our server, you’re the boss! No one will tell you to “stand normally” or question your taste in drinks. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for kink shaming – unless your kink is building giant statues of chickens, then we might have to have a chat.
Join us today and leave the drama at the door. Who needs a job at a restaurant when you can have a blast on our server? Build, explore, and laugh your way through our virtual world. And remember, on our server, everyone is “fuckable” – as long as they’re a blocky character in the game!