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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 483 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 2843 |
Forget about rude customers and clueless managers, on our server, you’re the boss! No one will tell you to “stand normally” or question your taste in drinks. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for kink shaming – unless your kink is building giant statues of chickens, then we might have to have a chat.
Join us today and leave the drama at the door. Who needs a job at a restaurant when you can have a blast on our server? Build, explore, and laugh your way through our virtual world. And remember, on our server, everyone is “fuckable” – as long as they’re a blocky character in the game!