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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 9984 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Mines Excavated: | 3313 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 6485 |
Forget about rude customers and clueless managers, on our server, you’re the boss! No one will tell you to “stand normally” or question your taste in drinks. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for kink shaming – unless your kink is building giant statues of chickens, then we might have to have a chat.
Join us today and leave the drama at the door. Who needs a job at a restaurant when you can have a blast on our server? Build, explore, and laugh your way through our virtual world. And remember, on our server, everyone is “fuckable” – as long as they’re a blocky character in the game!