🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 5294 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Forget about rude customers and clueless managers, on our server, you’re the boss! No one will tell you to “stand normally” or question your taste in drinks. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for kink shaming – unless your kink is building giant statues of chickens, then we might have to have a chat.
Join us today and leave the drama at the door. Who needs a job at a restaurant when you can have a blast on our server? Build, explore, and laugh your way through our virtual world. And remember, on our server, everyone is “fuckable” – as long as they’re a blocky character in the game!